We’re All Getting Anxious: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Baby Coming Soon

Paparazzi are covering Namibia & pacing the ground like a herd of wild gray elephants with exploding cameras.  Any minute or any day now Angelina Jolie will squeeze out her & Brad Pitt’s baby.  
 
Today, May 18th, is the due date but there is no sign as of yet that the little darling has arrived.  A local newspaper quoted sources who said Jolie would be giving birth within the next two days, possibly opting for a home birth with a private jet on standby.

“Jolie… is expected to go into labor in the next 48 hours,” a local newspaper reported,  under the headline “Jolie-Pitt baby expected shortly.” 

In the most anticipated birth since Jesus, paparazzi and Namibian locals alike are anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt child.  Someone really should bring them over some frankincense & myrrh.  Maybe that’s what my gift basket will be….

However, some Namibia locals are frustrated with the whole situation and the trampling of privacy.  

“I think it is such a big fuss, I couldn’t give a damn to be quite honest. I feel sorry for them, they should just be left alone,” said Ingrid Wheal, a local shop owner. 

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