Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
It makes so much sense that Kevin Federline would guest-star on a CSI called “Fannysmackin’.” K-Fed was cast in the role of “Punk” who harassed investigators Nick & Warrick.Â
One of his line? “I didn’t see nuthin’, brah!”
Truly it was a masterpiece, a must-see, a will-never-forget moment. Yeah, right.
When originally asked how K-Fed felt when contacted by CSI to play the part, Kevin stated, “I pissed in my pants!”
Yep, that’s our Kevin.
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Ever since Rosie O’Donnell came to The View, things have been a little different. What I mean to say is that the show is 100 times better and all the ladies are cry babies.
New cohost O’Donnell seems to be stepping on the toes of the other women, especially Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
An insider reveals that Elizabeth can’t seem to get a grip. “She is crying every day”
“No one can control Rosie, and Elisabeth can’t contain her feelings. She gets so upset all the time.”
Rumors are that Rosie’s outspoken liberal views are the stressor on the set.
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O’Donnell’s spokeswoman, however, has denied any strife stating, “Elisabeth was at Rosie’s house this weekend with her daughter, Grace. They might not agree on politics, but that’s what makes the show great. Ratings are up 59%.”
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Comedy Central has, thank the heavens, scheduled a July 19 air date for the controversial Emmy-nominated episode of South Park that ridicules & makes light of the religion Scientology & the nut we call Tom Cruise.
The “Trapped in the Closet” episode was pulled from the Comedy Central schedule at the last minute in May & fingers pointed at Tom Cruise being the source of the trouble. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone were furious with Comedy Central for pulling the show & this rescheduling may be an attempt by the cable network to make amends.Â
Parker & Stone were told the episode was pulled because whineypants Cruise was unhappy with the subject matter. Cruise’s representatives have since repeatedly denied any responsibility in pulling the South Park episode, the same episode which prompted Scientologist Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, to leave the show.
Stone insists that the wool is not over his eyes saying, “I only know what we were told, that people involved with Mission: Impossible 3 wanted the episode off the air and that is why Comedy Central had to do it.
“I don’t know why else it would have been pulled.”
Well, it’s good to know that at least the show is finally being broadcast. What to Tivo July 19: Cruise trapped in his own closet of hilarity.
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PopSugar has the latest development on the perfect hillbilly family, Britney Spears & gang. In their first photograph together since March, Brit is braless, of course, K-Fed is sporting the wife beater, ironic?, & Sean Preston is beginning to look like the year 2019’s top rap artist.Â
In an upcoming interview by Matt Lauer that will be aired on Dateline this Thursday, Spears defends her actions as a mother stating we all make mistakes & denies any motions for divorce from redneck husband Federline.
I’m almost inclined to give Brit the benefit of the doubt- the poor girl isn’t yet 25, she has one child already, another one on the way, another child claiming to be her husband and the whole world scrutinizing her every move.Â
I can almost let it all go: the near baby-dropping, the dope-smoking K-Fed, the no car seat fiasco, the bad choice of outfits, the no-bra-I’m-showing-these-babies-off thing & even the not-for-motherhood heels. I could if she would finally give the hillbilly spawn Kevin Federline the boot. All I can say is that it will be interesting to see the Thursday interview. How is she going to backup K-Fed living in the basement if the marriage is so hunkey-dorey?
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Paul Reubens’ dream has come true! Free porn for everyone with indecent exposure welcome! Actually, the other dream came true. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse is finally returning to your TV set.Â
Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has acquired all 45 half-hour episodes, along with Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. Starting July 10, you will be able to see the show Monday-Thursday at 11pm.Â
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse has not been aired since the original 1986-1991 run on CBS’s Saturday morning lineup.  Pee-Wee Herman’s alter ego Paul Reubens career plummeted in 1991 when he was famously arrested for indecent exposure in a Florida porn theater. We’ve come along way since then, with Charlie Sheen receiving just a small slap on the wrist for his many irksome indiscretions.Â
“I’d say this was a dream come true, but I never dared to dream the Playhouse would join Adult Swim’s amazing lineup of cool shows!” Reubens said. “Well, maybe I did dream of it a couple of times. OK, it’s a dream come true!”
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse amazed kids & adults alike & won a mouth-gaping 22 Emmys throughout its airing. I fell in love with Pee-Wee in 1987 & a complete DVD box set was released in 2004.Â
Just another reason for me to love Adult Swim. Alongside Futurama, Family Guy & American Dad, where could you go wrong? It’s good to have the Pee-Wee back.
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