The Celebrific Lowdown

Celebitchy:   Introducing Michael Jackson the woman, no difference really…

Bastardly:  The top five ugliest ladies, go vote now

Gossip or Truth:  Michael Douglas looks old, but knows how to use a water fountain!

I’m Not Obsessed:  I think we all want Bronson back

Mollygood:   Nicole Richie’s new role:  The Peacekeeper

Yeeeah:  It’s finally been confirmed, Jessica Simpson is retarded

Glitterati Gossip:   Pamela Anderson keeps it real with her red suit

Hollywood Tuna:  Jessica Alba says no to nude, damn

Celebitchy:   Gwyneth Paltrow diet secrets

Bastardly:  Jessica Alba look-alike 

Gossip or Truth:  Celebrity look-alikes

I’m Not Obsessed:  Hugh Hefner loves dominoes

Mollygood:   Ashley & Mary Kate Olsen never bare their teeth, how true

Yeeeah:  Jessica Alba’s disappointing nipple action

Glitterati Gossip:   Tom Cruise still sucks  

Hollywood Tuna:  Alyssa Milano & her doggie pictures

Celebitchy:   Kirsten Dunst quitting acting for art school

Gossip or Truth:  Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie in India video

I’m Not Obsessed:  Ruben’s secret diet

Mollygood:   Beyonce hearts her hair rollers

Yeeeah:  Lindsay Lohan’s not-so-pretty pictures

Bastardly:  The Eva Mendes crack

Glitterati Gossip:   Katie Couric lands on her head

Hollywood Tuna:  Natalie Portman looks pretty in purple in Paris

Celebitchy:   What did happen to J Lo?

Gossip or Truth:  Ha!  Celeb diets

I’m Not Obsessed:  Fun with celebrity hairdos

Mollygood:  Vince Vaughn misses Jennifer Aniston’s laundry help

PopSugar:  Justin Timberlake is a dog, an alpha dog- and he bites

Yeeeah:  Wow, Paris Hilton’s stash

Bastardly:  Angelina Jolie clones?  Maybe not such a bad idea…

Glitterati Gossip:   Madonna adoption camp news

Egotastic:  Victoria Posh Beckham hates her naked body, that surprises me- you?

IDLYITW:  Jessica Simpson pulls an Edward Scissorhands look

Just Jared:  Grudge #2 pictures

Hollywood Tuna:  Rose McGowan needs some candy bars, and fast

PITNB:  More Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Maddox India rickshaw pictures

Celebitchy:   Always worth a visit

Gossip or Truth:  Kylie Minogue is a princess

I’m Not Obsessed:  J Lo up close & personal pictures

Mollygood:  Rosie O’Donnell sex, yuck

PopSugar:  Reese Witherspoon yoga pictures

Yeeeah:  The head case of Penelope Cruz

Bastardly:  Katie Holmes high resolution pictures

Glitterati Gossip:   The Shanna vs Paris update

Egotastic:  Are Rachel & Adam finished?

Perez Hilton:  Matt’s back & in fine form

IDLYITW:  Alicia Keys vacation pictures

Just Jared:  Madonna orphanage pictures

Hollywood Tuna:  Hilary Duff on horseback

PITNB:  K-Fed comes home, damn….