The Celebrific Lowdown

Celebitchy:   Joan Jett & Carmen Electra make out & people everywhere spill their cookies

Bastardly:   Is Julia Stiles ugly? 

I’m Not Obsessed:   The best red dress finds, be your own celebrity

Gossip or Truth:   Kylie comes home

Yeeeah:   Sarah Jessica Parker is evil, duh- anyone who makes us use three damn names is for sure an evil temptress

Glitterati Gossip:   Do celebrities deserve to be preserved as art?

Hollywood Tuna:  Just because we can never get enough of Pamela Anderson’s nipples, or can we?  

Celebitchy:   Tara Reid finally looks normal

Bastardly:   Is Jodi Albert hot or not?

I’m Not Obsessed:   Jessica Simpson is just like us & makes a grocery run

Gossip or Truth:   Speaking of Jess, Jessica Simpson says no to online matchmaking

Yeeeah:   Has Kelly Clarkson been enjoying the Fritos a little too much?

Glitterati Gossip:   Luke & Laura do it again, didn’t we get enough the first time? 

Hollywood Tuna:   Britney Spears porn / sex video up for the highest bidder?

Celebitchy:   Courtney Love to pose nude, everyone hide!

Bastardly:  Rihanna looking lovely at the MOBO Awards 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Let the battle of the bangs begin 

Gossip or Truth:  Madonna ruins Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Indian adoption plans, silly Madge

Yeeeah:  Oops, Kim Cattrall bares all at book signing 

Glitterati Gossip:   TomKat trouble in Italy

Hollywood Tuna:   Britney Spears has been showing off those boobs lately, hasn’t she?

Celebitchy:  Why is Reese Witherspoon in Austin? 

Bastardly:   Sophie Monk, hot or not?

I’m Not Obsessed:  Ashlee Simpson & pals sport the little black dress 

Gossip or Truth:   Prison Break screencaps

Yeeeah:   Luke Wilson & Kate Beckinsdale hate each other, oddly enough

Glitterati Gossip:   More Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumors

Hollywood Tuna:  Lindsay Lohan gives Robbie Williams the snub, ha!

Celebitchy:  Lindsay Lohan gets rear-ended & likes it

Bastardly:   Nicole da Silva in Maxim

Perez Hilton:   Gwen Stefani & baby Kingston spotted at Heathrow

I’m Not Obsessed:   Madonna gets injured by paparazzi, oops

Gossip or Truth:   Prison Break update

Yeeeah:   Jessica Simpson is a Jezebel

Glitterati Gossip:   Hilary Duff’s stalker gets himself arrested

Hollywood Tuna:  Elle MacPherson & her fabulous nipples