The Celebrific Lowdown

Celebitchy:   You too can own a piece of Paris Hilton 

IDLYITW:  Jennifer Aniston is apparently wanting our attention 

Bastardly:  Tara Reid smiles for the camera 

Filmsy:  Leonardo DiCaprio desperately wants Martin Scorsese to win an Oscar already

Egotastic:  Janet Jackson topless, you know you want to! 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Great pics of Angelina Jolie & Maddox in New Orleans 

Gossip or Truth:  Ooo!  That is not pretty!!!! 

PopSugar:  Kevin Federline wants estranged wife Britney Spears in rehab?  

Yeeeah:  Apparently Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain are the best parents, even though one of them is dead 

Glitterati Gossip:  Tom Cruise is more like the anti-Christ 

Hollywood Tuna:  A great pic of Jessica Simpson’s saggy boobies  

Celebitchy:  Jennifer Garner at the Catch and Release premiere 

IDLYITW:  Beyonce is looking good, don’t you agree? 

Bastardly:  Suzanne Somers looks a little leathery these days 

Filmsy:  Demi Moore & hubby Ashton Kutcher say no to Graduate remake.  No!!!!  

Egotastic:  More of Jessica Beil’s bootie in a bikini, hooray! 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Hmmm, a Snakes On a Plane contest? 

Gossip or Truth:  Oh, K-Fed, when will you learn?  

PopSugar:  Thinking a little too high of himself- Leonardo DiCaprio 

Yeeeah:  Jessica Simpson has been officially determined to be ugly 

Glitterati Gossip:  Billy Joel to sing National Anthem at SuperBowl this year, are you excited? 

Hollywood Tuna:   Carmen Electra does Lonelygirl15, aren’t we about done with Electra?

Celebitchy:  Brad Pitt gives praises to strippers, how thoughtful 

IDLYITW:  Paris Hilton says no to saggy eyelid

Bastardly:  Tara Reid almost look hot, almost 

Filmsy:   Denzel Washington is apparently our favorite actor 

Egotastic:  Jessica Biel’s ass would like to say hello to you 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Did someone say a free pair of shoes? 

Gossip or Truth:   Lindsay Lohan rehab pictures finally surface

PopSugar:  Mandy Moore & DJ AM take a nice, long walk together    

Yeeeah:  Fab Katherine McPhee out & about pictures  

Glitterati Gossip:  Carrie Underwood denies that she’s dating Tony Romo, do we believe her? 

Hollywood Tuna:  Wow!  Mena Suvari topless beach photos rock!  

Celebitchy:  Angelina Jolie out of Sin City 2?  Is it even worth it now? 

IDLYITW:  Isaiah Washington is sorry, and we agree 

Bastardly:  Cameron Diaz looking not so hot with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globe Awards Monday 

Filmsy:  Will Smith’s new film I Am Legend starts filming 

Egotastic:  Victoria Posh Beckham is aghast & says a loud & resounding no to PlayBoy (how dare you!)  

I’m Not Obsessed:  Beyonce looks slammin’ at the Paris premiere of Dreamgirls 

Gossip or Truth:  Some of American Idol‘s worst (best) moments 

PopSugar:   Britney Spears reverts to cammo & may possibly be in love, look out  

Yeeeah:  Paris Hilton wants to do something about that wonkey eye of hers, it’s about damn time too 

Glitterati Gossip:  Katharine McPhee to guest star on LonelyGirl15 

Hollywood Tuna:   Some more great Rihanna bikini pictures 

Celebitchy:  Pink looks like a troll doll & I agree 

IDLYITW:   Lindsay Lohan & the case of STD’s 

Bastardly:  Bai Ling & those famous hard nipples of hers 

Filmsy:  Do we give Jessica Simpson a chance this week? 

Egotastic:  Olivia Munn will be Wonder Woman  

I’m Not Obsessed:  Angelina Jolie turning out to be a little on the crazy side of things 

Gossip or Truth:  Was Paula Abdul drunk?

PopSugar:  Mandy Moore & DJ AM sure are getting cozy with each other  

Yeeeah:  Is Paula Abdul cracking up? 

Glitterati Gossip:  Cameron Diaz gets fired up at the Golden Globe Awards 

Hollywood Tuna:   Check out this Victoria Posh Beckham nipple action