The Celebrific Lowdown

Celebitchy:   Are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes really fighting over baby Suri?

IDLYITW:   Good ole Britney Spears just keeps getting denied, it’s becoming a sign of the times apparently

Bastardly:   Good question!  Why is Petra Nemcova doing it with James Blunt?  

Filmsy:   Matt Damon & Mark Wahlberg back together again for The Fighter

Egotastic:    Keira Knightley nude for next film Silk  

I’m Not Obsessed:   So, umm, who wants Anna Nicole Smith’s body?  Anyone? 

Gossip or Truth:  Paula Abdul continues with her damn lies  

PopSugar:  Eva Longoria debuts her new look to a crowd of plenty

Yeeeah:  Finally confirmed, Kaite Holmes is a man! 

Glitterati Gossip:  Jim Carrey doesn’t believe in fate & fate doesn’t seem to care too much for Jim Carrey

Hollywood Tuna:    Marisa Miller gets nude & painted for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, isn’t she suppose to be wearing a swimsuit?

Celebitchy:  Anyone up for dating Anderson Cooper?  

IDLYITW:   Sharon Stone is still a crazy old lady  

Bastardly:    Jennifer Lopez & that bad ass bootie of hers out on the town

Filmsy:  Francis Ford Coppola to make movie about his famous family  

Egotastic:  Jeez, Jessica Simpson & John Mayer are everywhere these days    

I’m Not Obsessed:  Kelly Ripa is pregs, yet again 

Gossip or Truth:   OMG!  Sarah Jessica Parker has some very scary old lady hands! 

PopSugar:  Jessica Simpson still tagging along for the John Mayer tour ride  

Yeeeah:  Paula Abdul is a very big, fat liar  

Glitterati Gossip:   John Mayer is seriously not very funny

Hollywood Tuna:  More of that classy gal Britney Spears naked & drunk  

Celebitchy:   Anna Nicole Smith did it with just about everybody  

IDLYITW:    Nothing’s changed, Britney Spears is still whoring it out

Bastardly:  Naomi Campbell threatens more people, again  

Filmsy:  Clint Eastwood maybe possibly thinks that Martin Scorsese may be able to win Best Director Oscar, maybe  

Egotastic:    God, Bai Ling can’t keep those damn nipples of hers out of the public eye, can she? 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Beyonce looks utterly bored, but signs autographs for fans  

Gossip or Truth:  The very awkward moments we all can empathize with  

PopSugar:   Whitney, baby, Bobby Brown is not worth missing the Grammys for! 

Yeeeah:   Sexypants Ralph Fiennes likes it in the, well, the pooper you might say 

Glitterati Gossip:  We can now breathe, Lucy Lawless comes back to our TV sets! 

Hollywood Tuna:   Umm, Ashley, what the hell are you doing, you crazy Olsen? 

Celebitchy:   Is Howard K. Stern acting a bit odd after Anna Nicole Smith’s death? 

IDLYITW:  Naomi Watts is more than likely pregnant 

Bastardly:   The Grammy’s boob reviews 

Filmsy:   Poor reviwer, he had to go see Norbit! 

Egotastic:   Grammy’s mega picture post 

I’m Not Obsessed:   Guess who now wants to be an actress?  Christina Aguilera! 

Gossip or Truth:  A very awkward Kevin Federline & Justin Timberlake moment

PopSugar:  Mother Dina says Lindsay Lohan is doing just grand in Wonderland 

Yeeeah:   Oh really?  Britney Spears has low self-esteem?  Who would have guessed that one? 

Glitterati Gossip:   Better watch out Brit magazine, Kate Winslet’s gonna sue 

Hollywood Tuna:   49th Annual Grammy Awards pictures  

Celebitchy:  What is Owen Wilson doing? 

IDLYITW:  For some reason Cameron Diaz is big in Japan  

Bastardly:  Vivica Fox is hot! 

Filmsy:  Kiefer Sutherland to star in Mirrors 

Egotastic:  Britney Spears parties like she’s Lindsay Lohan 

I’m Not Obsessed:  Edible underwear makes Paris Hilton cry 

Gossip or Truth:  Jim Carrey really loves that Jenny McCarthy for some reason  

PopSugar:  The recent scoop on Eva Longoria  

Yeeeah:  Ooo, is Halle Berry pregnant? 

Glitterati Gossip:   Is Naomi Watts pregnant as well? 

Hollywood Tuna:   Victoria Posh Beckham & the Spice Girls to reunite?