The Celebrific Lowdown

Egotastic:  Hurrah!  We can now touch Anne Hathaway’s breasts!  Are you as excited as I am?

Gawker:   Anna Nicole Smith & her native son 

Celebitchy:  Congrats to Celebitchy on their one-year anniversary & here’s hoping they get those kinks worked out! 

TMZ:  Damn!  Carrie Underwood has certainly lost some weight & I don’t think it’s such a good thing either 

Us Weekly:  Daddy Kevin Federline took time out of his life to take kids to see estranged wife Britney Spears in rehab   

Page Six:  Yoko Ono pulls the plug again, this time on Beatles documentary, that damn Yoko. 

Filmsy:  Scientologist Jason Lee to take on role of guardian in Alvin and the Chipmuncks movie 

Life & Style:  We all know that Howard K. Stern is evil, but is he really selling Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn Hope?  

Splash News Online:   Mischa Barton spotted in Los Angeles looking a little bit more like a hippy than is truly necessary 

Gallery of the Absurd:  Larry King gets done by Anna Nicole Smith, and I mean done  

Gawker:  My idol Stephen Colbert takes on Viacom cryptkeeper Sumner Redstone  

TMZ:  Poor ole Rosie O’Donnell, she just gets shit from everyone these days & takes depression pills as well.  Well, you do what you can I suppose

Us Weekly:  Wow, that is amazing!  Lindsay Lohan sports three different hair colors in three days.  LL apparently traded the booze for the hair dye! 

Page Six:  Too bad, Kevin Federline’s exclusive wasn’t so hot, was it? 

Filmsy:   Fresh off the press, Spider-Man 3 images

Life & Style:  Rehab confessions, Britney Spears’ Promises rehab center diary  

Splash News Online:  Damn!  What the hell happened to my man Ewan McGregor?  Poor thing hobbling around in Paris of all places! 

Gallery of the Absurd:  Ha!  Britney Spears vs the Paparazzi.  Hilarious, as usual 

Egotastic:  Oooo, Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures, she does keep trying, doesn’t she?  

Gawker:   Jared Leto has healing powers, watch out! 

Celebitchy:  Is Prince William about to marry longtime lady Kate Middleton? 

TMZ:  Ha!  New taker in Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.  O.J. Simpson the father?  Damn, woman, how many people did you have sex with?! 

Us Weekly:  Sweetheart Jennifer Aniston reacts to the Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt new adoption news.  Way to go, Jen@!  

Page Six:  Tom Cruise just won’t give new wife Katie Holmes any damn space.  A little worried are we, Tom? 

Filmsy:  Will Ferrell & Jon Heder’s new movie Blades of Glory movie trailer

D Listed:  Superfreak Naomi Campbell forced to be a maid, justice? 

Life & Style:   Fashion steal!  Jessica Beil’s hot canary yellow dress! 

Splash News Online:  The Pussycat Dolls are searching for a new member, are you game? 

Gallery of the Absurd:  Now if that isn’t a Jessica Simpson look-alike, I don’t know what is

Egotastic:   Eva Mendes nude pictures.  Need I say more? 

Gawker:  Did Kevin Federline really shave his own head for estranged crazypants wife Britney Spears?

Celebitchy:  Bud Bundy own pot clinic!  Ha!  I wondered whatever happened to that guy….

TMZ:  Britney Spears’ rehab stint doesn’t look all that promising  

Us Weekly:   Now, why did scaredypants Hugh Grant not show up for ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley’s wedding?  

Page Six:  Celebrity chef Rachel Ray gets eaten by dog, actually we’re not that lucky   

D Listed:  Larry Birkhead just about ready to kill Howard K. Stern if he does not hand over some DNA, I love a man fight, don’t you?

Life & Style:  Fergie, what are you doing with high-waisted jeans?  Those were so the 80’s & I thought we were all happy those days were over!

Splash News Online:  Superfreak Naomi Campbell hits the streets as maid, rather fitting I say

Gallery of the Absurd:  The Olsen twins as the shaggy little imps from hell, very nice!

Jossip:  A few good reasons to watch the Academy Awards this year

Defamer:  Are you excited about Oscar night 2006? 

The Superficial:  God, you better run if you see Britney Crazypants Spears coming towards you & your car with a damn umbrella, she’s a crazy woman that girl 

Bosh:  Dammit, once & for freeking all, is Christina Aguilera pregnant?  

TMZ:   Guess who’s wigging out again?  Yep, good ole Britney Crazypants Spears 

Just Jared:  Wentworth Miller gets beat up.  By a girl perhaps?  We can only be so lucky…  

Us Weekly:    Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis gives his crotch a little something to talk about

Perez Hilton:   Why the hell isn’t Claire Danes in France already? 

PITNB:  Britney Crazypants Spears gives rehab another go.  Will this one be the one to help the poor pop princess out? 

Page Six:  Sexypants Kim Kardashian speaks out about steamy celebrity sex tape, who want’s a listen?    

Socialite’s Life:  Finally decided, Anna Nicole Smith to be buried in the Bahamas with son Daniel