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The Screech Dustin Diamond Porn Sex Tape

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dustin-diamond-9-28-2006.jpgWell, folks.  I think we may have seen it all now.  From Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee to Colin Farrell & Playboy bunny Nicole Narain, to Paris Hilton sex tape & that nasty Kid Rock porn, we have had our share of celebrity porn.

But you’ve been waiting a long time, I know, to see Saved By the Bell’s Dustin Diamond starring in a porn.  And the wait is now over, the wait is now over.

Our beloved Screech will be starring in his very own personal sex video to be released at some point in the near future, deliberations are still underway.

According to reports, Screech filmed himself having a threesome with two young ladies (no, not Kelly & Jessie).  The authenticity of the sex tape has been confirmed by agent David Hans Schmidt.

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul stated, “I haven’t seen the tape.”

“I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

That’s great.  Well maybe Screech will be able to pay some of those bills he was panhandling for.  But really, do you know what I think?  I think a Saved By the Bell porn would be the best idea.  Get Zach, Slater, Jessie, Kelly, Screech, Lisa & maybe even Principal Richard Belding involved.  It would be the king of celebrity porn.  Someone get on that.

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Tommy Hilfiger

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Designer extraordinaire Tommy Hilfiger was spotted, ummm, getting to know his fans at the Sky Bar in Miami Beach, FL.

You know, in my mind, it would make much more sense if he was getting it on with a guy. Anyone feel me on that?

Paris Hilton Finally Admits Kissing Travis Barker

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Paris Hilton is finally coming clean, on kissing Blink 182’s drummer Travis Barker that is.

Oh, I remember this Paris quote from last week regarding the sucking face incident, “I did not make out with Travis Barker. I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It’s nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have confused him with Travis.”

I didn’t buy it then & we certainly don’t buy it now.

Apparently Hilton, who is not naked in this picture- surprising & sad, has now admitted to kissing Shanna Moakler’s ex. 

According to the socialite’s rep, “They like each other very much.”

Well, isn’t that nice?  I wonder what Daddy Hilton thinks of the pair?

Winona Ryder to Save Your Ass from Skin Cancer

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Skin cancer sucks, but Winona Ryder naked certainly does not.  So, when you combine the two it isn’t so bad, right?

Ryder is helping to raise awareness (and will probably raise some other things in her efforts) for skin cancer.  The actress has posed nude, thank the heavens for us, for t-shirts and posters only covered by the words, “Protect the Skin You’re In” & “Save Your Ass”.

The ads are to be featured in Marc Jacobs stores & will also other celebrities such as crazypants Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington & sexy Dita Von Teese.

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Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett’s ‘The Black Dahlia’ Sex Scene

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The Black Dahlia opened at the Venice Film Festival last night amid talk that the movie’s sex scene between real-life lovers Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett was a little too steamy. 

The film concerns a woman (Johansson) caught between two cops (Harnett & Aaron Eckhart) that are investigating an unsolved murder of an actress in Los Angeles in 1947.

The Black Dahlia features a very sizzling romp with Johansson & Harnett and it looks like movie critics, for some weird reason, are complaining that they found it difficult to concentrate on the film following the hot & heavy sex scene.  Well, who wouldn’t?  It’s Scarlett for Pete’s sake.

21-year-old Johansson retorted, “Of course it’s nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness.

“And I never think about it being distracting from a scene.”

Ahh, the talk of the young, vibrant & sexy always gets me going in the morning.

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