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Celebrific

Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat

Mischief

Jeepers, she tried to kill me!

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Bill Nye

Talk about dangerous science. Bill Nye — known as tv’s Science Guy — has accused his former fiancee, Blair Tindal, of trying to poisoning him.

Nye has also slapped a restraining order (she’s lucky that’s all she gets) against her. She can’t contact him, visit his home or studio, and presumably, go anywhere near his food.

Nye had caught her “in the act” of killing his plants. “She was dressed in black, and emerged from my backyard carrying two plastic bottles of solvent. Apparently she was trying to poison my plants including some vegetable(s). She fled on foot and then a car sped away from the scene,” said the legal documents.” A few days later, she left a coffee pot on his porch. We guess it wasn’t a peace offering.

Britney breaks another law (surprised?)

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Britney driving

Will the Britney-Federline saga never end? Just weeks after the courts finalized custody arrangements, K-Fed’s lawyers have asked for another session with the judge. This time he wants Britney to be barred from ever driving when she’s with her kids, after the star ran a red light while being chased by papparazi.

Britney’s attorney, Trope, said that it wasn’t reckless driving, since she was evading reporters. So how does that explain why she tested positive for amphetamines? (“The press made me do it!”)

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Boy George’s sex fetish lands him in jail

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Boy GEorge

A male model accused Boy George of grabbing him, chaining him up, then threatening him during a photo shoot.

Apparently, the 80’s pop icon (all together now: “Karma karma karma karma chameleon…”) had met Carlsen at a British personals website called Gaydar. He then offered him 400 pounds to go to his house and pose for, er, “erotic” photographs.

It gets more interesting. A third man, yet to be identified, burst into the room and handcuffed the model to a huge hook on the bedroom wall. Boy George then brought out his collection of whips and S & M toys. “I thought I was going to die,” said Carlsen. He escaped early in the morning.

Boy George’s sex fetish lands him in jail

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Boy GEorge

A male model accused Boy George of grabbing him, chaining him up, then threatening him during a photo shoot.

Apparently, the 80’s pop icon (all together now: “Karma karma karma karma chameleon…”) had met Carlsen at a British personals website called Gaydar. He then offered him 400 pounds to go to his house and pose for, er, “erotic” photographs.

It gets more interesting. A third man, yet to be identified, burst into the room and handcuffed the model to a huge hook on the bedroom wall. Boy George then brought out his collection of whips and S & M toys. “I thought I was going to die,” said Carlsen. He escaped early in the morning.

David Copperfield sued for millions

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David Copperfield

First he gets slapped with allegations of sexual misconduct…. now magician David Copperfield has to wage legal war with the promoters of his Asian tour.

 The promoters are suing Copperfield for $5 million when he flaked on his tour of Asia. Can’t really blame the man for his “disappearing act.”  He’d probably be confronted by press on the “mysterious encounters” in the Bahamas, and the controversial FBI raid.

Next time, Copperfield, keep your “rabbit” in your hat, then you wouldn’t have to worry about press, FBI, or lawyers.