Mischief & Mayhem

Well, normally when we hear of folks impregnating other folks, we’re not privy to the spectacle.  But illusionist David Copperfield is changing all that by stating that he will indeed impregnate a willing female participant onstage in Germany.

Ha!  That David Blaine & his fish tank are nothing compared with live sex.  What?  No real, live sex?  What the hell? 

Copperfield explains himself, “There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I’m going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex.

“Everybody will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”

I would be more happy with sex, but you have me interested, Copperfield.  Very interested. 

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Michelle Rodriguez is free & so are well, unless you’re French.  Rodriguez has been released from prison after serving just hours of her 60-day drunk driving sentence.  Michelle celebrated by getting drunk & driving, I imagine.

The Lost star checked herself into a Los Angeles jail last Thursday only to be released after just 4 hours & 27 minutes behind bars.  I guess she was as annoying there as she is in the reality TV world and they decided to do themselves a favor.  Apparently the quick release was due to overcrowding & budget problems in the Los Angeles jail system.

Well if Michelle lives up to her word, the US is done with her as she is with us.  Before reporting to jail Rodriguez told the press, “I’m moving to France… People don’t bother you there. I do what I got to do and then I leave the country and never come back.”

She’s moving a little slow on her promise, I’d have to say, as she was spotted ringside at the Ultimate Fighting Championship in LA Saturday.

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Teen queen Lindsay Lohan plans to move to London for the summer.  Why you ask?  Why don’t you guess from the following:

• A:  To visit & be in awe of the British Museum
• B:  In order to improve her manners
• C:  To find out how big Big Ben actually is
• D:  For to chase a boy

If you guessed A you’re off your rocker; B- you’re just a plain ignoramus; C- sounds kind of like the teen queen, but no; or D- you are a true genius & correct.

Lohan plans to move to London this summer to chase down a boy she met recently.  In a chat with Interview magazine, the actress let slip that she’s fallen for a limey. 

Lindsey Lohan confesses, “I want to get a place in London. I kind of like a boy in London.”

Wow.  That’s nice.  Moving to England because you like a boy.  How ’bout someone sponsoring me to move to Germany this summer because I like a boy named Rooney.

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