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Britney’s nuts, but Kevin’s a bum

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Kevins a bumYeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation

Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.    

You Tell Me: Who Got the Kids in the Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Divorce?

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Okay, ya’ll.  With Britney Spears’ attorney & Kevin Federline’s lawyer meeting up on Monday to finalize the divorce & settlement proceedings, I’m curious all over.

Who got the kids?  Spears’ lawyer asked the judge to keep the custody & child support payment under wraps, which he has agreed to, but we need to know the goods.  I guess we’ll just have to speculate.  So, who got Sean Preston & Jayden James?  You tell me!

Come & Get Her, Ya’ll! Britney Spears & K-Fed Officially Divorced

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Well, I don’t know if anyone still wants her, but Britney crazypants Spears is once again free & clear as a Los Angeles judge has signed her divorce decree.  No going back, Brit.  You & good ole Kevin Federline can now go about your separate lives, thank god!

Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser as well as K-Fed’s lawyer showed up in court Monday to present settlement papers, I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about what transpired soon, except that Wasser made a motion to keep the custody & child support details a secret on the grounds that making the info public could possibly damage their two children Sean Preston & Jayden James.

And I’m thinking that that might mean Brit didn’t do so hot, but what do ya’ll think?

Jennifer Esposito Files for Divorce from Hubby Bradley Cooper

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Crash actress Jennifer Esposito has apparently filed for divorce from her husband of four months, Wedding Crashers actor Bradley Cooper.  All the news reports are coming out clearly stating that it’s a divorce, but if you’re married under six months- isn’t that really an annulment?

Anyhoo, the divorce/annulment papers were filed in an L.A. court on Tuesday, citing , as usual, irreconcilable differences.  Why can it never be anything more interesting than that?  Like, My husband is being controlled by Scientology aliens or something?

Esposito & Cooper dated for more than a year before getting engaged & then married back in December.

The two dated a little over a year before getting engaged in October of 2006, and tied the knot December 21.

Esposito’s rep had nothing to say, while Cooper’s rep stated, that the couple have “actually they’ve been separated for quite a while.”

But you know, it can’t really have been ‘quite a while’ if they just got freeking married in December.  These silly little reps……..

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Britney Spears Lowers Asking Price on Malibu Mansion

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Well, it looks like no one wants to live in the shoes of Britney Spears.  The singer is having a spot of trouble selling off her Malibu mansion & has recently had to cut the asking price of the property from $13.5 million to $11.9 million.  Oucharoo!

The 7 bedroom, 1.53-acre estate has been on the market for going on three months now & it appears as if Spears is ready to sell & quick. 

Brit purchased the home back in late October 2004, right after ruining her life by marrying Kevin Federline, so it’s no wonder the pop princess wants to sell this bugger off.  Any takers?

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