I’m appalled that a professional athlete of Ronaldo’s level could go without having a decent body. I mean look at this man. Does he never look in the mirror and realize that it is time to put down the twinkies and go for a jog? He makes millions and yet can get away with not doing anything. I used to be like that until the boating accident.
I was hitching a ride on the back of a boat being towed through a mine field when all of a sudden a rocket fell from the sky and landed on my hand. The rest of my body was fine, but my hand was completely mangled. Ruined my kicking career in the NFL. I simply never recovered.
Now I take pictures of male athletes that need to improve in the six pack region and pretend that I am not jealous. It doesn’t seem to be working, but my therapist has encouraged me to stick with it and I shall. She is a super lady and I miss her. Thank god she still talks to me when I sleep.
