Look at her shadow. I have seen thousands of pictures of celebs on the red carpet and I don’t think once have I ever seen a shadow. I know I don’t pay attention to such things because I am usually staring at their necks, but how could you miss this one?!
Her shadow is simply tired of hiding in the spotlight of this no talent hack. So on this night it had a pep talk with itself in the mirror and told itself that it was going to shine. And shine it does.
Have you ever looked at a woman’s shadow and thought to yourself that you would buy it a dozen roses, take it to a nice dinner and tell it you love it without lying? I have and first dibs suckers! Stay away from my shadow queen!
MINE!
