This is where you call me a geek, but the sexiest thing about the picture below is that she is reading a book or at the very least pretending to read a book. How many women with a body like this do you find reading a book at the beach? Almost zero and therefore this makes her a keeper. Excuse me while I go and do some research about who she actually is to make sure she isn’t related to Tanya Harding. Stare at this picture until I get back.
Okay it seems she is a member of the British pop group Girls Aloud which means she is mostly harmless. Eventually she will break up with the group and try a solo album that will fail miserably and then in 10 years find herself doing a reunion tour with the group. I don’t mind any of this because at least you know what you are getting into. With actresses you never know which path they are going to take or if it is even the right one. You might find yourself with the next Leelee Sobieski and what do you do after that? Slit your wrists?
Wait, I just thought of something. This is actually kind of fishy because what popstar do you know reads books at any place or any time of the day? I think this is a coverup for something else and the hairs on my butt are standing on end with distrust. I guess it was fun while it lasted Sarah, but I have to call it quits. Maybe in another lifetime we can make it work.
