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Daily Dose of Zen: Paris Hilton’s Early Release from Jail

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Well, a lot happened yesterday while I was being felt-up at the doctor’s office.  It looks like Paris Hilton’s charms have apparently worked on someone as the princess was released from jail early on Thursday & placed under house arrest due to” psychological reasons.”  Yeah, how ’bout she was driving everyone crazy?!

After serving just three little nights in jail, privileged Paris was sent home because the staff could not administer her prescribed medication. What, they don’t know how to serve up Valtrex?

Reportedly Hilton was visited by her psychiatrist (who is probably making loads on this arrangement), Dr. Charles Sophy, three times.  Sophy was a witness for Paris at her court hearing who stated that the heiress was too distraught to be sent to jail.

Well, Paris wasn’t too sad to do jumping jacks & Pilates in her cell all day……

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Paris Hilton’s Jail Saga, Day Two

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Well, it looks like the tide may have turned for our little jalbird Paris Hilton.  Despite her somewhat brave attitude on her first day in jail, Paris seems now scared.

On Tuesday, Paris is reported to have been heard crying on the phone & saying that she’s not sleeping well or eating.  Hilton also revealed that her cell was “freezing cold”, as she has only three little blankets, one of which she is having to use as a pillow.  Quick,  someone send the princess some proper down-comforters!

Paris’ cell mates appear to be not that scary, although they did break out in a chant of “Paris! Paris! Paris!” as the hotel heiress walked by.

Hilariously, there is already an eBay auction up for a jump suit that was supposedly worn by Paris.  It’s only been two days & already an eBay auction.  Wonder what will be next, Paris’ wee blankets?

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Paris Hilton’s Jail Saga, Day One

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Well, Paris Hilton is making herself at home in her 12×8 feet jail cell with toilet, wash basin & two windows.

From reports, Hilton is being called a “model citizen” by jail staff & is acting gracious as well as polite.  Hrmmm, that doesn’t sound like the ParPar that I know.  Maybe Hilton did allow that fan to change seats with her….

According to TMZ, our favorite Hilton is wearing a short-sleeve orange jumpsuit & the makeup that she was wearing on Sunday night when Paris entered the facility.  She has been able to keep her infamous extensions in due to the fact that they are “tightly wound”.  I wonder how many rules the jail is making up so Paris can get away with stuff….. 

Also, is doesn’t look like Paris is integrating with the jail population as of yet & the poor thing missed lunch Monday due to being caught up in a meeting with her attorney.  Poor litte ParPar, having to go without lunch.  I can’t wait to see what happens on like day 19, where Paris is teaching her cell mates about proper care of cuticles.

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