Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
…to take Molecular Biology!
Just kidding.
Actually, the actress-socialite was given an award by the Harvard Lampoon: “Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award.”
Okay, so it’s not the Golden Globes, but the actress has been building on her, uhm, esteemed body of work, with “The Hottie & the Nottie” due to be released this February 6. (Other credits include “House of Wax,” and TV’s “The Simple Life,” and a horror musical called “Repo! The Genetic Opera!”
Days after rumors spread that Stavros Niarchos was interested in Lindsay Lohan, his ex Paris Hilton made moves to reclaim her guy.
Paris and Stavros have been seen doing some serious liplocking, and she’s making damn sure that everyone does see them. Trendy clubs. Best tables at restaurants. Gosh, she might as well send out invitations and upload a sex tape on You Tube. (Oh wait. She’s done that already.)
So mature, Paris, so mature.
What is the appeal of Stavros Niarchos? Lindsay Lohan was all over him at a Hollywood party (aah, she didn’t waste any time after ending her rehab romance). But watch your step, Lindsay. While stealing a guy from a small-town girl may have little consequence, you don’t want to cross paths with Paris Hilton. She wanderd around the room, asking where Stavros was gone, and God knows what hissy fit the spoiled socialite threw when she found out that Lindsay had gone off with her boy toy.
But Paris may have no one to blame but herself. Stavros didn’t seem to enjoy her company. “He wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party†to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.
Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.â€
Ooooh, are we going to see a bitch fight?
News had spread that Paris had finally found a cause more relevant than buying shoes  — rallying for binge-drinking elephants in India.
Today, the Associated Press retracted that news. Apparently, Hilton’s rep said she had never mentioned drunken elephants. Â It was a hoax.
AÂ honest mistake, since binge-drinking is something Paris knows very, very well.Â
I bet Santa never heard a wish like this.  Paris Hilton’s big dream is to defy death—her body preserved for a century, along with that of her dogs. She’s even invested a “huge amount†(gasp even bigger than what she spends on bags!) in the Cryonics Institute. (That’s “tech speak†for “the world’s largest freezerâ€).  While Cryonics may seem like the most extreme anti-aging measure ever taken by a celebrity, it’s a profound moment for Paris. She’s said that she’s tired of years of empty partying and wants to “leave her mark on the worldâ€.  Gosh, girl, couldn’t you just have written a check for starving children?
