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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s Cell Mate Already Hand-Picked

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Well, it’s coming around the corner.  Paris Hilton will soon be heading off to jail to serve her time for driving with a suspended license.  And it looks like officials have already picked her out a nice cell mate. 

According to reports, Hilon’s cell mate has been hand-picked & is reportedly a perfect match for the heiress.  Hmmm, is Heidi Fleiss there again or something?

The woman Paris will be getting to know intimately is already in the cell that the two love birds will be sharing.  Maybe she’s already knitting her some personalized pillows….

Sources reveal that there is a “written protocol” being established at the jail for Paris’ stay that details”when and how things should be done for her.”

Jeez, I’ll bet it’s someone’s very unlucky day when Paris Hilton comes to stay at your day.  Actually, it sounds like “The Simple Life” episode, now don’t it?

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Daily Dose of Zen: Britney Spears Happy Paris Hilton Sentenced to Jail

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Karma can be a bitch, but that doesn’t mean you have to be one.  Apparently good ole Britney Spears is actually pleased that former BFF Paris Hilton will soon be behind bars for driving with a suspended license.

According to OK! magazine, Spears is happy that Hilton’s headed off to the slammer & blames the hotel heiress for ruining her reputation before she ended up in rehab herself. 

An insider reveals, “Britney is relieved to have distanced herself from her ex-party buddy.  Rest assured – you won’t see Britney speaking to Paris through the glass petition in the jail on visiting day…”  

The source goes on to say that Brit “blames Paris for a lot of her image problems that she had before rehab.”

“Britney is happy to be living clean and sober, far away from Paris’ mess. She’s also glad that the attention of making mistakes is now on somebody else.”

Wow, that’s kinda harsh, Brit.  But then again you might have a good point about Paris ruining your rap.

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Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos Still Like Each Other

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As Paris Hilton counts down the days for her impending jail sentence, the hotel heiress manages to make time for on again off again beau, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos.

The duo were spotted Saturday at L.A. hotspot Teddy’s around midnight with a handful of other pals. 

Pairvros spent the evening laughing with friends, cuddling up, smooching & all around just getting busy in the club.  I wonder if it turns Stavros on that Paris will soon be a jail bird……

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Paris Hilton Is an Emotional Wreck, Says Therapist

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Socialite & soon to be jailbird Paris Hilton is so devastated that she cannot even go to court, according to her therapist Dr. Charles Sophy.  Sophy recently filed a declaration stating that good ole Paris is “not capable of any meaningful participation” in a trial.

The good doctor claims that Hilton is “emotionally distraught and traumatized” due to her pending 45-day jail sentence & is asking some time to be granted for his client in order for her to recover. 

Sophy reveals that Paris, “Cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense.”

He says that by asking Paris to be ready for trial May 21 would “exacerbate her current mental condition.”  So the judge for Hilton’s case was too kind to postpone the date until August 22.

I bet Paris just had a really killer party she didn’t want to miss…..