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Nicole Kidman

SAG Awards: Best in Prints

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I’m getting quite tired of the predictable jewel tones and monochrome gowns that the stars usually wear to awards shows and red carpet events. For last Saturday’s SAG Awards, my picks for best dressed were the stars who donned prints and beads.

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True Blood’s Anna Paquin strayed away from the dark side with her printed Alexander McQueen dress.

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Award presenter Michelle Monaghan sparkled in a one-shoulder gun metal, beaded Calvin Klein gown.

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Although I love Meryl Streep’s belted printed gown, I’d do without those sunglasses.

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Nicole Kidman (third from left) took a break from her usual monochrome red carpet gowns and slipped into a sequined and embroidered Oscar de la Renta gown. Here, she is onstage with fellow actresses (L-R) Marion Cotillard, Kate Hudson, and Penelope Cruz.

16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Press Room
Sandra Bullock not only won Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for The Blind Side, but also got the fashion police’s nod in this black and blue-trimmed Alexander McQueen gown.

See the complete list of winners and highlights of the 2010 SAG Awards here.

Once Again, I Called It With A Celeb. Nicole Kidman, I Own Your Face

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Here is what I said last week about Kidman:

I know I’m talking early-mid 90s type of stuff here, but Nicole Kidman was definitely marriage material back in the day and you could definitely see why the Midget (Tom Cruise) put the ring on the finger. However, now she is just a ghost (oooooo did you catch that innuendo) of her former self.

You honestly can’t tell me she doesn’t look as if she could be married to the Joker in these pics. Penelope Cruz? Hot. Kate Hudson? Boyish chest, but hot. Even Dame Judy Dench pulls it off nicely. Kidman can’t even keep up with a woman that is 105 years older than her, something is wrong with that.

Me, the genius

When I saw this pic I figured it was just bad lighting and I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Then I saw more pics and I couldn’t let this one slide. You pulled a Joker job on us again Nicole. Even The Superficial took my line last week and agrees. It’s okay to have a mishap from time to time, but this is back-to-back weeks. Completely unacceptable.

I’m not even sure that is makeup that we are seeing. I think some guy in the limo stuffed a bunch of nose candy in his pants and while she was getting ready to sneeze, her face landed in his lap which just happened to have an open zipper and her face was covered in snow blow.

Because of this she became so high that she didn’t even bother to check the mirror to make sure she was ready for the lights and cameras of the red carpet.

You can’t quit Scientology, it quits you.

Nicole Kidman: Bride of The Joker

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I know I’m talking early-mid 90s type of stuff here, but Nicole Kidman was definitely marriage material back in the day and you could definitely see why the Midget (Tom Cruise) put the ring on the finger. However, now she is just a ghost (oooooo did you catch that innuendo) of her former self.

You honestly can’t tell me she doesn’t look as if she could be married to the Joker in these pics. Penelope Cruz? Hot. Kate Hudson? Boyish chest, but hot. Even Dame Judy Dench pulls it off nicely. Kidman can’t even keep up with a woman that is 105 years older than her, something is wrong with that.

Of course this could be what happens to you if you divorce the leprechaun of Scientology. Now excuse me while I go off to protect my lucky charms.