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Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat

Michael Bay

Michael Bay Does Victoria Secret, All Of Them

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People like to crack on Michael Bay movies, but they sell like condoms in San Francisco when they come out. I enjoy them because I can take them for what they are, pure popcorn flicks. Michael Bay released his latest wonderful creation upon us and this time he was wise enough to leave out Shia Lebouf and just give us the ladies.

This commercial is obviously not meant for the ladies. This is pure guy fantasy here folks. Buy your woman some Victoria’s Secret underwear and there will be helicopters, knife throwing and more pyrotechnics than you can shake a dingleberry at.

I went and bought some for myself in the hopes of learning how to swim. That doesn’t make any sense to you? Then we have nothing in common. Get out of my pool.

Megan Fox Is “Dumb As A Rock”

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Megan Fox has been dissing on director Michael Bay for quite some time now. Through all this, the director has not really said much. I guess it was getting to be too much for others involved, and some film crew members of Transformers just couldn’t take it anymore so they wrote an open letter to fans. To sum it up, they call Megan “dumb as a rock.”

Megan Fox Mentally Unstable

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That’s what the sexy actress says. She says that she has bouts of mild schizophrenia. In a recent interview (where she dissed on Michael Bay yet again), Megan Fox said:

“I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality — or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

Like “that” being like her idol Marilyn Monroe. If someone goes around saying this stuff and dissing directors who give them THE big break, then some screws must indeed be loose in their head, huh?

Megan Fox, Michael Bay Exchange Words

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She thinks he doesn’t know anything about acting. He thinks she is young and says ridiculous things. Megan Fox and director Michael Bay are not of like minds. Even as the movie Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen is enjoying success, the young actress slams her director for focusing too much on the effects. Naturally, he is not too happy with that.

True, Megan Fox is hot, but is she the actress she think she is?