It’s my goal this year to expand the horizons of the celebs we profile here and that means we take a look at foreigners who are famous everywhere but here. Where is here you ask? Here is the Internet where the only famous people are ones that posts videos of their cats singing on YouTube. Anyways this is Mallika Sherawat and she is good. No I haven’t seen anything by her, but you can tell by the look in her eyes that she is good.
That is why when you look at any of the Baldwins you just don’t get a sense of them being any good. They have beady eyes that you simply can’t trust. Now Angelina Jolie has eyes that scream I am good. I mean seriously they scream I am good. They scream they are good at everything. Can you tell I like Jolie just a little bit?
Anyways, back to Mallika. I’m trying to give her attention and here I go talking about other people. How rude of me. Here is a surprising fact that I found out about her on Wikipedia. She is usually portrayed as a sex symbol in the Indian media. That is surprising and I’m not sure why they would even attempt to do such a thing to such a highly intelligent woman.
You just can’t trust the media sometimes. I am not the media, I am a purveyor of the truth. They will sing about me after my death and by they I mean them. Over there. They are already singing probably because they are drunk.
