Lindsey Vonn

Last week I teased you with a photo of Lindsey Vonn in her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit debut. Today I am feeling very generous and decided that I should give you more of the photos. I don’t think it is all of them, but once you start to see one type you have seen them all. Okay, that was a lie.

Now I hate myself for saying something like that. Never allow me to be so silly again because who knows what natural disasters it will cause.

Lindsey is injured for the Winter Olympics, but it looks like she is going to tough it out and compete. Hopefully she wins gold so that the only piece of clothing is the gold medal. Okay that was very shallow of me to say and I know better. I need to treat celebrities with more respect because I am a honorable person that was raised by many great samurai. These samurai taught me how to hunt salmon in the great lake Ishitawa.

You think hunting salmon is easy? Little did you know that they are the most vicious of animals. You get a thousand of them on you and you will see what happens. It’s bad news buddy let me tell you.

Anyways, here is more Lindsey. Get your Vonn on.

Although her participation in this month’s Winter Olympics is in question, that didn’t stop Lindsey from posing in this month’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. She kind of reminds me of Ali Larter a bit and you can always say that is a good thing. Not the hottest athlete on the block, but attractive enough to draw some attention.

The funny thing is you won’t even see her face during the games since she is a skier and they cover up everything. Isn’t that the case with all the sports except ice skating? The problem with that is the prettiest people in ice skating are usually the men. Who likes pretty men? Other pretty men.

I’ll probably still watch the games anyways because I like the competition of winning metal. Wait, it’s medals? Whoops, I must be thinking of the railroad industry. I love those tycoons.