You would think that with Lady Gaga winning the weird of the year that she would also win the most outrageous outfit of the year, but she doesn’t. This prestigious award goes to Katy Perry who I am pretty sure will not make another hit record for as long as she lives.
Add to the fact she is with Russell Brand and all I see is failure happening to her in 2010. And why is it every time she shows up the attention is brought to her breasts as if she has the greatest pair on planet Earth. I just don’t see it. She wears some great pushup bras and that seems to be the extent of it all.
So what, you kissed a girl and you liked it. I kiss a girl all the time and I like it, but I don’t go around bragging to everyone I know because it happens. Maybe I should create a song for every spectacular thing that I do.
I made a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and I liked it. I avoided running over that stray cat and rammed my car into a tree breaking my ribs and I didn’t like it. Last week I found a spiderweb with a very cool design and thought I saw the face of Bette Midler in it, but I wasn’t sure if I liked it or not.
Expect to see all of these hits coming to your iPod next year. I can already smell the money rolling in.