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Joe Francis

Daily Dose of Zen: Joe Franics Doesn’t Have a Lotta Hope

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joe-francis-wild-4-26-07.jpgI’ll tell ya, it doesn’t look so good for “Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis.  Nope, not too good at all.

Francis has now been charged by another woman with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery which was filed in the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office.  Karma it a bitch, isn’t it, Joe?

A spokesman for the L.A. attorney’s office has recently revealed that an 18-year-old girl has come forward after she attended a birthday party where Francis allegedly touched the girl in her breasts, butt & inner thigh. 

Joe is said to be arraigned May 22, if convicted of the crime, he could face a maximum of six months in jail.  Which doesn’t sound so bad, considering what else he has on that prison plate of his…

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‘Girls Gone Wild’ Joe Francis Faces More Jail Time

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Looks like “Girls Gone Wild” founder & producer Joe Francis doesn’t like showing his face while wearing those chains, now does it?

Francis was spotted leaving Federal Court in Panama City, Florida the other day with his legal folders covering his face, though not those heavy duty chains.  The naughty boy has plead guilty to a count of criminal contempt of court & is facing three more weeks of jail time.

Seems kinda like the guy likes to be in jail…..

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You Tell Me: Joe Francis Loves Getting Nailed Over & Over Again

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“Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis just loves getting nailed over & over & over again.  The entrepreneur was arrested on Tuesday at a Florida airport on loose charges of underage fraternizing.

Now the porntrepreneur, as TMZ so delicately put it, has been indicted on federal tax evasion.  When are these damn celebs going to learn?  Francis allegedly deducted over $20 million in false receipts from some of his previous tax returns.  What a dumbass!

If found guilty of tax evasion, dumbasspants Francis could face up to 10 years in prison as well as about $500,000 in fines.  Man, aren’t there any freeking accountants in celeb land?  You tell me, should “Girls Gone Wild” creator be nailed for tax evasion?

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