Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
…of a book, that is. Makeup artist Scott Barnes’s new book, About Face is now for sale. At last night’s launch party at Hotel Gansevoort in New York, cover girl Jennifer Lopez arrived looking like the perfect makeup muse.
Her modern-day little black dress hugged her bodacious body in all the right places. Other stars who were featured in the book are Mariska Hargitay and Kim Kardashian. Get your copy now to see “amazing transformations using secrets of top celebrity makeup artist Scott Barnes.”
Last time we saw Jenny from the block she wasn’t looking so hot in her outfit. I even had the nerve to question whether she lost her stuff. I know, I know, how dare I question such a thing, but if she had worn an outfit like this one New Year’s we would still be singing her praises today. Instead we tried to push her out of our mind as quickly as possible.
Seriously, doesn’t this piss you off a little bit? We all want to love Jennifer, but then she pulls stunts like she did on New Year’s and it makes us not want to love her anymore. Now we get to see this type of outfit in the middle of January for no apparent reason at some floozy party. You ripped us off Jennifer and now we are all expecting nude pics.
This is not a joke. Stop making movies and albums. Focus on your nude modeling. That is where you have always excelled. What? You never did it before? Well I imagined and I see it working out very, very well for you and I am a person that should be trusted.
Trust that.
W.T.F.Question mark. If history serves me correctly there was a time when Jennifer Lopez was the hottest butt on the block. In fact, I’m positive she was. She had the number #1 album and number #1 movie in the same week. She was all over the place. Then she married Skeletor, had some kids and basically dropped off the cool person’s map.
Now she is trying to make a comeback and although she is still a beautiful woman, I’m not sure she knows what she is doing with regards to fashion. I think she is trying too hard to push the envelope and just can’t pull it off like Lady Gaga. When did she wear this outfit? On New Year’s Eve of course with the whole world watching. It makes perfect sense.
If you ever wish to make a splash back on the scene you do it on New Year’s Eve, in New York, on national television and in a skin tight outfit. I mean haven’t we seen others do the exact same steps and benefit? We haven’t? Oh well then it makes perfect sense as something you just don’t do. Ever. Like ever ever. Even when you are desperate.
I can’t even give her a WTF cowboy on this one because it is so ridiculous and I always give out WTF cowboys. I give them out as if I were going out of style and trying to make a comeback. Giddy up horsey.
It’s the Year of the Tiger, according to Chinese astrology. “Rawr,” I say! We spied on Hollywood’s party animals to see how they unleashed their inner tigers (and tigresses) on New Year’s Eve.
Lady GaGa performed at the Fontainbleau Hotel in Miami Beach, Florida. It wasn’t just her new ‘do and getup that spelled extravagant; she reportedly checked in a $15,000-a-night penthouse.
Kim Kardashian at a Pre-New Year’s Eve Party at Eve Nightclub, Las Vegas.
Pam Anderson was escorted by some interesting creatures at the Gridlock 2010 New Year’s Eve bash at Paramount Studios, Hollywood.
Hot mommies Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie left the little ones at home to party in Vegas. Nicole hosted the LAVO party with beau Joel Madden, while Christina hosted and performed at TAO.
Fergie (right) performed with the Black Eyed Peas at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas. It was one of the many gigs they had for the New Year weekend.
Mariah Carey got her Mimi on at Madison Square Garden in New York, while hubby Nick Cannon played deejay offstage.
She may have gotten the crowd going at Times Square, but I’d stay away from the skintight suit if I were J.Lo.
At a time when Hollywood marriages break up faster than a souffle, it’s nice to see one couple who are so happily married that they’d actually …. do it again. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony have renewed their vows. Wonder if their new marriage contract includes a clause on who gets up to change the baby’s diapers.
