Stop the presses: Hayden Panettiere has just announced her engagement to boxer Wladimir Klitschko!
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Hayden Panettiere Is Now Engaged To Wladimir Klitschko
Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere upped her game, well done.
Poorly fashioned redhead ups her game and changes the style of things. Not bad, not bad at all. Well it’s not like she doesn’t have a lot to work with. She is rich and a woman. I figured women were born with an innate sense of fashion, but apparently I’m wrong in that sense. Thank goodness I was born with that sense. Does that make me a woman? Of course it doesn’t, it just means I’m connected with them enough to get with every single one of them on the planet.
You read that right. I can get with every single woman on the planet. That’s a lot of women. I’m guessing around 3 billion of them, but that doesn’t mean I want to get with every single one of them. There is only so much time on the planet and if I spend it running through every single woman around I won’t have time to start a family. Of course being with every single woman on the planet means that eventually I will have a buttload of families.
Pantyhose though? Really? And with that I’m done. Peace.
Daily Dose Of Zen: Hayden Panettiere Turns 18!
Well folks, you can finally gawk at Hayden Panettiere without feeling like too much of a creep. The actress/singer turns 18-years-old today!
So, bring on the porn everyone! You know you’re dying for some Panettiere panties. If she’s a Leo, does that mean she’ll give us the goods then?
