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Celebrific

Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat

Britney Spears

Isn’t Britney Spears Hot?

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Isn’t pop star (or has been) Britney Spears just the hottest thing you’ve ever seen?!  I mean, with a belly like that you are gonna land you some nice looking men folk!

Damn girl, put some clothes on & try to be some sort of role model or at least a decent enough mother.  Remember what Rabbi Shmuley Boteach talked with you about….

Thanks to IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay for the oh so classy image of our girl Britney Spears.

Even Rabbis Want Britney Spears to Get Her Life Together

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Wow, apparently even Rabbis wish that pop star (& almost former at that) Britney Spears would drop her partying ways & get her life in order. 

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach has written an open letter to the “Toxic” singer, branding her a bad mum & warns the young Spears to get her life together for the sake of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.  Here’s that letter now…..

“Allow me to share with you a teaching of the ancient Rabbis.

Once you become a parent, Britney, life gets really serious.

We can all pretend that life is one big party devoid of responsibility. And rarely being home, or coming home drunk, or letting your kids see you in a degraded state, will permanently scar your kids.

Soon your boys will be surfing the internet. They’ll see a lot of photos of you in poses that no son should ever see their own mother. Try and be home with your kids. Cover up. Limit the visits to the nightclubs.”

I know you can get your life together, Britney. God bless you.”

What a thoughtful letter from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.  I’m sure good ole Brit will heed the wisdom so sweetly given by such a considerate man of the Jewish faith.  Yeah, and my boobs are as perfect as Scarlett Johansson’s!  Ha!

Thanks to HollywoodDrag for theclassic Britney Spears images.

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Britney Spears Single Again, Splits with Isaac Cohen

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britney-spears-isaac-cohen-split-2-7-07.jpgBritney Spears is available again!  Hooray!  God, who is she going to get with next?  It can only get worse I fear….

Brit & recent boy toy Isaac Cohen have decided to call it quits after a full month of dating. 

Cohen’s friend Yaniv Fituci reveals that Spears & Cohen work out a little better as pals, saying, “They realized they’re better off as friends.”

“There was no big drama. It was never more than just hooking up.”

Fituci added, “I don’t think he’s in a place for a serious relationship yet. He’s too busy.”

Well, it looks like round two of post-separation dating is over & we can’t wait till we get to round three.  I’m betting on a Kevin Federline hook up.  It would somehow just make sense.

You tell me- Are you happy that Britney Spears & Isaac Cohen are no more?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the image.

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Daily Dose of Zen: Britney Spears Spotted Wearing Clothes

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britney-spears-nyc-2-5-07.jpgWow!  This weekend was full of surprises.  The Indianapolis Colts won the XLI Super Bowl and Britney Spears was spotted over the weekend actually donning clothing.  Who knew that could happen?

Spears was spotted in New York City bundling up in the cold Saturday.  On Friday Brit was seen attending Kimora Lee Simmons’s Baby Phat show, where she informed reporters that her new single life is “awesome.”

Anyone believe her?

Thanks to People for the image.

First Paparazzi Image of Britney Spears’ Jayden James!

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Ha!  We finally have the first paparazzi image of Britney Spears’ latest child, Jayden James.

Brit was spotted at a local Los Angeles dance studio working on choreographing a team of dancers.  It looks like Spears likes to have the fam close by for inspiration.  You go, Brit.  It’s nice to see the pop princess not drunk & actually with her children.

 Thanks to X17 for the image!

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