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Reports of Britney Spears Suicide Attempts Circulate

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Reports are circulating just about everywhere that pop princess Britney Spears attempted suicide more than once this weekend.

Spears is still rehabbing it up at the Promises rehab center in Malibu, but it looks like rehabilitation may not be on Brit’s mind.  Allegedly, Spears attemped suicide twice this weekend because she was terrified that she would lose custody of her two young sons to estranged husband Kevin Federline.

Yeah, like that makes a whole lott of sense.  You may lose custody, so you might as well kill yourself so your kids never see you again.  Great logic there Britney.  Anyhoo, I doubt these rumors are even true, but with no Anna Nicole Smith around anymore we all have to talk about something, right?

According to the National Enquirer, Britney was so overwhelmed with what is going on, she just gave up & tried to kill herself two times this weekend.

On one occasion, Spears is reported to have tried walking into traffic so that she might be creamed to her death by a passing Volvo, but was rescued by an unidentified member of her staff just in time.

Only a short time after the walking in traffic incident, Spears was reportedly rushed to a hospital after overdosing on Xanax tablets in yet another suicide attempt.  Well, if you don’t succeed once, try, try, try again. 

Who knows if these rumors are even true, but knowing Britney Spears, we haven’t heard the last of this & I think this even further reveals that a healthy Brit is a long way off.  What do you think?

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Britney Spears Back in Rehab, Take Three

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britney-spears-rehab-take-three-2-23-07.jpgGuess who’s back in rehab?  If you guessed Mel Gibson, you’re heart’s in the right place, but the answer is wrong.  Britney crazypants Spears thought she would give rehab a second third chance.

Remember that emergency custody hearing we reported about yesterday that was suppose to happen Thursday morning thanks to estranged husband Kevin Federline?  Well, it looks like that was actually postponed since 25-year-old Britney decided to return to Promises Malibu Treatment Center by Wednesday night.  Maybe this third swing into rehab will be the one that will stick.  Quick, someone throw honey all over Brit so she’ll be too sticky to leave Promises again!

According to gossip giant TMZ, this is supposedly Spears’ last chance to get her damn life together.  If Brit decides to take off from rehab once more before actually completing the treatment (which usually lasts longer than 24 hours), 28-year-old K-Fed will be able to seek unquestioned full custody of their children, 17-month-old Sean Preston & 5-month-old Jayden James.  The inpatient rehab program is generally around 30 to 45 days long.

According to Federline’s attorney, “There was never a hearing officially scheduled and there’s not going to be a hearing today from what I understand. Kevin remains a very focused father.”

A public information director for the Los Angeles Superior Court, stated that there had been “an inquiry” made to the court clerk Wednesday, but did not confirm who had made the inquiry.

“The person who made the inquiry was told they would be accommodated.  However, nothing was ever officially filed,” the director stated.

A team Federline insider revealed that just because Spears entered rehab, doesn’t necessarily mean that K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, won’t get into the custody battle with armor on, saying, “Mark Vincent Kaplan is no shrinking violet.”

In the meantime, good ole crazypants Brit apparently turned up at K-Fed’s house Wednesday night where she rang the doorbell three times, but was not let inside the home.  Reportedly Britney then stormed off, to later be found reporting in at Promises rehab center with her bodyguard along.

Whew!  What a crazy ride this has been.  Let’s see if Britney can’t spend at least two nights in the rehab center.  I’m really rooting for Brit to do it right this time.  We’re pulling for you, crazypants.  Stay strong.

You tell me- How long do you think that Britney Spears can stay in Promises rehab center this go-round?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the crazypants Spears image.

Britney Spears Leaves Rehab & Visit’s Lawyer’s Office

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britney-spears-rehab-lawyer-2-22-07.jpgAs we all know by now, Britney crazypants Spears has left Malibu’s Promises Treatment Center, after less than 24 hours in the rehab facility.  This is the second damn time that Brit has entered rehab & then left after under a day of treatment.  Well, at least estranged husband Kevin Federline & team K-Fed have the two kids covered. 

Jeez, predicting crazypants’ next move is like hitting a dart board covered in an L.A. map.  Brit might go shave her head at a shabby salon, she might go get some more tattoos, she might go into another rehab center or Britney might even visit some high-powered attorneys on Wednesday.

Yep, that’s just what Spears did after leaving the Promises rehab center.  25-year-old Spears was spotted at the law offices of high-powered attorneys Tarlow & Berk, the same duo that represented Mel Gibson on that DUI last year.  And believe you me, you really don’t want to have a lot in common with the Gibson, am I right?  Britney was seen sitting in the passenger seat of a blue Mercedes outside the office talking on her cell phone, while her cousin Allie Sims was apparently sobbing quite visibly.

One eyewitness to the scene stated, “Brit smoked cigarettes and talked on the phone while Allie had tears streaming down her face. Brit just has a blank look on her face.”

Apparently after all the crying was done & the cell phone had lost its apparent appeal, Spears left the law office around 2pm yesterday, where she was driven & dropped off at the Hotel Bel Air, on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip.  Yeah, that’s a great place to avoid the public eye.  Take Brit to the Hotel Bel Air.  Great idea.

A team Spears member stated that Brit is not doing so hot & is wearing the same pants she’s had on since Sunday, saying, “Britney has worn the same brown jeans since Sunday, because she has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.

Which kinda makes me wonder how she’s going to take care of the bill at the Bel Air… 

Poor old gal, Britney needs some serious help & I’m quite serious myself about that citizen’s arrest I mentioned earlier.  If you see Brit, arrest the damn crazypants woman & take her to the nearest looneybin where she can get the help she so obviously needs. 

At this point, I just don’t think I can see a comeback album, but maybe good ole Brit can pull it off.  Any way you look at it, the Britney Spears sensation is losing its appeal.

You tell me- Is there hope for Britney Spears regaining a hold on reality as well as on her career?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the crazypants image.

Kevin Federline Steps Up to the Plate While Britney Spears Unravels

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As Britney Spears left rehab for a second time Wednesday, after spending less than 24 hours in the Promises rehab center, estranged husband Kevin Federline has been working behind the scenes to not only care for their two sons, but to also take custody away from the unraveling Spears.

28-year-old Federline & his mother, with Brit’s mom Lynne, have joined up forces to aid K-Fed in caring for 17-month-old Sean Preston & 5-month-old Jayden James.  Looks like team Federline may be winning this round, which I don’t think many people would have forecasted, though it looks like player Kevin isn’t holding up too well.  

According to a K-Fed pal, Kevin may be cracking up himself, “He is beyond sad.”

“This is the worst week of his entire life. He doesn’t even want to pick up the phone. Things are beyond not well with Britney, and he still loves her.”

He still loves her, eh?  That is interesting & I’m not quite sure if I believe that statement, ole pal.

But don’t underestimate Federline, as he has asked for an emergency custody hearing Thursday in front of a Los Angeles judge. 

According to a team Federline insider, Kevin made a call to his mother Julie Bleak on Valentine’s Day asking for her help in caring for the children.  Mamma Bleak flew to L.A. the following day, the same day actually that 25-year-old Spears checked into the first rehab center.  Louisiana native, Lynne Spears, has also been helping K-Fed care for the children, aiding in round-the-clock care with the Federlines.

A team Spears source revealed that Brit has been thankful for Kevin taking care of the kids, as she doesn’t want to scare them in her current condition, saying, “Britney’s family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility.”

“Britney’s family found out from the news this morning that Britney had left the rehab. Britney has not asked to see the kids because she knows she is not well and she does not want to scare Preston. She has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.”

Woman on the run…….  Team Spears really needs to seek some damn mental health.  If anyone sees a bald Brit on the streets, you are freeking obliged to send her, in cuffs if you have to, to the nearest mental health center.  Team Spears is losing, folks, we cannot let this continue.  Poor Britney, she’s so totally lost right now & is acting so bipolar.  Chin up, crazypants Brit.

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