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Britney Spears

Kevin Federline & Britney Spears Just Friends

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britney-spears-kevin-federline-friends-3-16-07.jpgDespite the fact that 29-year-old Kevin Federline is spending some time with his 25-year-old estranged wife Britney Spears in Promises rehab center, doesn’t mean that the couple are thinking about rekindling their redneck love, thank the gods above.  While Brit is rebounding on fellow rehaber Jason Filyaw, K-Fed is busy sending his posse to interviews apparently.

A team Federline pal revealed to Us Weekly that Brit basically came crawling back for K-Fed after the shit hit the fan, but who really believes that, I ask you?

 “I talked to Kevin about Britney and he said he’s not getting back together with Britney. At least not right now. He just wants to be a friend for her,” the insider stated.

“She has told him she would get back with him, but he’s trying to just do the right thing for everyone right now, but he doesn’t want to go back there again.”

Yeah, “pal”, I’m just having a problem swallowing that load of crap.  If Britney went back on her knees to K-Fed then she is way more messed up in the head that I had thought.  So, let’s just go with gut instinct on that one & say Brit would never so such a terrible thing.

At least Spears is reportedly having a better time in rehab this week, naming her rehab boytoy, Jason Filyaw, “Mr. Secret Underground Guy” & “J-Sun”, while Brit answers by the names “Sugar,” “Kitten” & “My Lady.”  Gagamaggot!  Where’s the closest trash can?  I think I’m going to be sick, very sick.

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Daily Dose of Zen: Britney Spears Finds Man in Rehab Instead of Inner Peace

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When the rest of us go to rehab, we find inner strength over addition, peace & tranquility.   But when bald Britney Crazypants Spears goes to rehab, she finds herself a man.

We all think it’s unfortunate that Brit has set her sights on someone while in rehab, when she most certainly should be putting all her thought into getting better & not hitting cars with umbrellas.  But, it looks like good ole Brit just can’t stand being alone. 

Spears has her placed her crazy claws into Jason Filyaw, the lead guitarist for the band RIVA.  Do I hear a come-back album for not only Brit but for Jason as well?  What about a duo come-back? 

TMZ is reporting, “Filyaw, self-described as “very spiritual,” would neither confirm nor deny that he is dating Spears, but admitted, “I love her, I support her 100% and we are close.” Filyaw, who’s been attending AA meetings with Spears, also revealed that he is helping Britney with the spiritually “deep” part of her recovery.”

Oh no!  Will all this talk of “deep” spirituality I feel Britney may come out of Promises rehab center even crazier than when she went in, if that’s possible.  Well, we can only wish Britney luck in rehab & that she finds herself before she finds a man.

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Madonna Pulls a Britney Spears with Toddler David Banda

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madonna-david-banda-car-seat-3-9-07.jpgOne of the bad things about being a celebrity is that you’re photographed doing just about everything from driving to taking a jog.  The good thing about it is that we get to see just about everything they do, except I’m still waiting on image of Jessica Alba taking a bath…

Anyhoo, Madonna was spotted recently pulling a Britney Spears.  Nope. she didn’t shave her head & gets lips tattooed to her wrist, the queen of pop did not even use a car seat recently while adopted son David Banda was in the car.

Apparently on March 2, the 48-year-old mom was snapped taking off in her Escalade ESV without even buckling-up her 17-month-old David. 

“There was no car seat,” an insider reveals.

“She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.”

Reps for the singer insist that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

Ummm, well, from the looks of this image, reps, I’m going to have to disagree.

Here’s hoping that Madonna doesn’t do any more of this following in Britney Spears’ footsteps business.  I just don’t think I could handel a bald Madonna, could you?

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Justin Timberlake & Producer Timbaland Come to Britney Spears’ Rescue

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Well, it looks like people are already lining up to help Britney Crazypants Spears resurrect her career with a comeback album after the singer finishes up her stinit in Promises rehab center.

Music producer Timbaland, along with singing sensation ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, are taking up arms to help the troubled singer get back on her feet. 

Timbaland has reportedly already approached Timberlake about working with Spears on a project with Spears & Justin has gladly said he will lend a helping hand.

Timbaland, rapper/producer whose real name is Timothy Mosley, reveals to Entertainment Weekly that he feels for the young singer, saying, “I feel her pain, it really bothers me.

“I’m the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out.”

Mosley stated that he also wants Justin Timberlake on his side, who he calls his “best friend” (wonder if Justin is cool with that…..), to help him work with Brit.

“I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’ I had to ask him that. I said, ‘Would you do it with me?,” Timbaland stated.

According to the music producer, Timberlake never hesitated & said he would help the troubled Spears.  Timberlake is reported as saying, “She’s just gotta be serious.”

Timbaland added, “I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!”

Now, now.  There’s enough Crazypants Spears to go around for everyone, provided that she doesn’t try that whole walking out in traffic number again.

Justin & Britney back together again?  Could the world really be that beautiful?

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