Britney Spears
Someone Help Britney Spears & Fast Darn It!!!!
Wayward mother, daughter, celeb & singer Britney Spears was spotted on Tuesday by the paps doing a bit of swervy driving.  That’s always a great idea, especially when you have you eldest son Sean Preston in the back of your convertible Mini Cooper.Â
Spears was seen attempting to get back to the correct side of the road after she had somehow ended up on the other side of the double yellow line. Maybe Brit was imagining she was Austin Powers in Britain?
For goodness sake, someone please give Britney either a slap in the face to wake her up or some kind of mirror so she can she what she’s becoming: The Redneck from Hollywood Hell.
Quote of the Day: Britney Spears On Killing Some Paparazzi
Ahh. the crazy world of Britney Spears continues. It’s come out that while Brit was in Las Vegas last week there was a scuffle between her & some paparazzi.
Two photographers are alleging that Spears threw a baby bottle at them & threatened to kill them. Brit apparently yelled, “I am going to kill you! I am going to f—ing kill you!”
24-year-old Andrew Deetz & 23-year-old Kyle Henderson, 23 don’t seem too bothered by Brit’s death threat, as they have been more than happy to start suing the singer. The duo are also stating that Britney’s bodyguard was a little too rough in protecting Miss Spears from the paps. And from the looks of it, maybe that’s true…
All’s fair in love & war, eh?
You Tell Me: Who Got the Kids in the Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Divorce?
Okay, ya’ll. With Britney Spears’ attorney & Kevin Federline’s lawyer meeting up on Monday to finalize the divorce & settlement proceedings, I’m curious all over.
Who got the kids? Spears’ lawyer asked the judge to keep the custody & child support payment under wraps, which he has agreed to, but we need to know the goods. I guess we’ll just have to speculate. So, who got Sean Preston & Jayden James? You tell me!
Come & Get Her, Ya’ll! Britney Spears & K-Fed Officially Divorced
Well, I don’t know if anyone still wants her, but Britney crazypants Spears is once again free & clear as a Los Angeles judge has signed her divorce decree. No going back, Brit. You & good ole Kevin Federline can now go about your separate lives, thank god!
Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser as well as K-Fed’s lawyer showed up in court Monday to present settlement papers, I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about what transpired soon, except that Wasser made a motion to keep the custody & child support details a secret on the grounds that making the info public could possibly damage their two children Sean Preston & Jayden James.
And I’m thinking that that might mean Brit didn’t do so hot, but what do ya’ll think?
