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Britney Spears

Britney Spears Says She Looks Like A Fat Pig, She May Have Something There

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We may have figured out the reason Britney Spears’ MTV VMA performance was so shabby & seemingly horrible.  Apparently Brit could not take her eyes off herself, as she was watching the whole terrible ordeal live on video.

The 25-year-old star left the Video Music Award stage crying, “Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!”  Poor little dear.  I’m afraid she might actually have something there.

I think Britney just needs some good mentoring time with Madonna, don’t you?

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Britney Spears’ Career 1996 – 2007

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Well, I think I’m throwing in the towel for Britney Spears.  The damn girl has not only lost her mind, but apparently has forgotten how to dance, as you saw from that MTV VMA shabby performance.

And if that wasn’t enough, Spears was once again caught without panties & showing the world her glorious tired assets.  I guess we should all just be happy with the memories of what Brit once was…..

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Britney Spears & the Case Of the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards

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Well, it wasn’t so much of a comeback as a don’t come back.

Britney Spears took the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night & lemme tell you, it wasn’t pretty.  Spears opened with her new single, “Gimme More” & afterwards we wished it was called “Gimme Less.”

Brit is once again proving that she has already re-invented herself more than humanly possible & that she just doesn’t have any more cat lives left.  Poor Brit.  I’ll bet she’s having a hell of a Monday.

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Daily Dose of Zen: Britney Spears Loves Spiderman Pit

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After a long night of clubbing it up in Las Vegas, Britney Spears was spotted returning to Los Angeles with the three men in her life Saturday- sons Jayden James & Sean Preston, as well as Spiderman!

Woah, it looks like Brit’s got it bad for the man in red, actually it looks like the singer gets off on sniffing armpit.  But that kinda makes sense, right?  I mean, it is Britney after all!

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Britney Spears’ Ex-Manager Larry Rudolph Finally Speaks

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Jeez, this whole Britney Spears / Kevin Federline divorce crap is almost turning into a David Hasselhoff / Pamela Bach situation, and you know that that’s never a good compliment.

Brit’s ex-manager Larry Rudolph must feel the same way & has basically gone into hiding, hoping to avoid being served with papers to appear as a witness for the couple’s custody hearings. 

Doing his best to dodge a subpoena, Rudolph has released the following statement:

“Despite the things that Britney has publicly said about our relationship in the past, I truly understand where she’s coming from and why she’s said the things she said about me post-rehab and I don’t take it personally. As her former manager, I know and understand Britney better than anyone, I know what makes her tick and I understand everything she’s going through.

“With that being said, my loyalty will always stay strong with Britney. I have consulted with my lawyers and I do understand that eventually the time will come when they will find me, but until then, I’m trying to avoid being brought into this mess. She’s going through so much right now and I wish Britney the best.”

Well, it looks like Larry is sticking with Team Britney & for that I think I’m rather proud of the man, or fool, though the case may soon show….

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