Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
After weeks & weeks of nothing but bad news & bad press, it looks like Britney Spears’ family may finally be coming to the rescue of the hot singer.
Brit’s sis & mom have made it out to California to see if they can stop the downward spiral that is Britney Spears. I’ve got all my fingers crossed, which is making typing a bit of a strain, that Spears’ fam can save the girl we all know & love before it’s too late! Go fam go!
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Over the weekend, Britney Spears proved to us once more that she’s basically incapable of dealing with modern day life.
As Britney & her sista Jamie ran for the border for some tacos on Saturday, Spears yelled her order from her car, but the Taco Bell staff couldn’t exactly hear the singer even after Brit screamed her order 12 times. Oh, but that was when she had the damn car window up!
Yep, Brit, you’re suppose to roll those down when you’re trying to order some grub from a fast food joint. Finally the paparazzi, who were eating all this up, took pity on the poor star & ordered her tacos for her.
Drive-thrus can be so tricky….
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Vanity Fair magazine’s astrologer has come out with an interesting scoop of celebrity astrological charts, I must say.
Writer Michael Lutin reveals that 25-year-old Britney Spears shares an identical chart with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Lutin has even gone so far as to suggest that Brit might even have a similar fate to that of Anna Nicole. In that case, watch out men, Britney has a full life of porn & babies coming just around the corner. Oh wait, I guess she’s already done that too!
The judge in Britney Spears’ custody battle has found that ” there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney).” RuRoh!
Judge Scott Gordon has now ruled that Brit will have “to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol.” Apparently the testing will occur twice a week, randomly. RuRoh!
Looks like Britney may not get the kids after all…..
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As if Britney Spears wasn’t already having the worst month eva, her manager up & quits on her sorry ass.
Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm has rid himself of the funk called Britney in a statement by the management company, saying, “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears.
“We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”
Which basically means, “We advised Brit to actually practice for the MTV Video Music Awards instead of staying up late getting drunk & acting a fool.”
Hoping Brit gets her professional shit together, and soon!
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