Transporter 2 and Hitch were made tolerable because of her. It’s not like she is the type of woman that is always hot, she is the type of woman that sometimes blows your mind in a way that I can’t describe. Ah heck, I might be saying stuff that doesn’t make sense, but that is what this woman does to me. I am Amber.
No, I really mean that sometimes I dress like Amber in a way that makes me look sexier than Amber. You should see how I look in my Victoria’s Secret line of clothing or maybe you shouldn’t. The photos would be compromising and I could lose my job. Losing my job is my life…during the day. During the day I am passionate about my writing and that is why you feel the pride seeping through the words on this page.
I am the greatest writer of Amber that you will ever see. In fact, I might be the only writer of Amber and that isn’t a slight against her, it simply is the way things are. She deserves more than that, not because I’m not awesome, but because I can only reach 90% of the people in the world.
Welcome to Amber’s world.
