Career Moves

Well, it looks like Britney Spears got rid of the household trash when she kicked out estranged husband Kevin Federline, but it looks like the pop princess has found some more trash along the way.  It looks like our old pal Paris Hilton is taking on Spears as a BFF, what does Nicole Richie think about all this BFF action?

Spears & Hilton were spotted hanging out, and literally, this holiday weekend.  It seems Hilton is showing Brit the ropes, like how to shoot for up-skirt pictures as well as how to dress like a premium hooker.  Poor Brit, she’s getting schooled by hookerbreath Paris.  Whatever are we going to do?  Do I hear a get-rid-of-that-hookerbreath-trash intervention?  Who’s with me?

Finally, a brand that actually fits Paris Hilton.  Hotel heiress Hilton launched her new fragrance ‘Heiress’ Monday at Macy’s in San Francisco.  I imagine that the scent smells like delicious, fresh money at first, but as you get to know it better you can sense the airy undertones of stupidity & venereal diseases.

From the looks of the launching event, the new perfume is apparently marketed for rats-like animals.  I can’t wait to take a whiff of Heiress, I think the rats around here could sure stand a different perfume, they’ve been wearing that Elizabeth Taylor Diamonds scent for what seems like years!

Jack Nicholson’s 16-year-old daughter Lorraine has been named Miss Golden Globe for 2007.

Lorraine’s film credits include Click, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement & Something’s Gotta Give which she appeared in alongside her horny old man Jack.  How weird is it to imagine Jack Nicholson as a father?  About as weird as a banana being a babysitter I think.

Congrats to Lorraine for this honor!

Page Six is reporting that Katie Holmes has said thanks, but not thanks to an Oscar nomination for her role in the film Thank You for Smoking.

Sources close to Holmes revealed that Fox Searchlight Pictures wanted to add her name for an Oscar nomination but Holmes’ team “respectfully declined” the prestigious offer.  Ummm, why would you refuse your name to be included for an Academy Award, one would ask?

Apparently the respectable film caused a ruckus with Tom Cruise because of Katie’s nude scenes that were cut after just one screening.  Because they were so good or because it was so bad?  Either way, it really is too bad.  Silly Katie Holmes.