If you haven’t seen the TV show Fringe then you are really missing out. One of the main characters is a female special agent and she isn’t that bad looking. Of course she doesn’t look like this in the show and if she did I would make sure to find some aliens for her. I mean damn, Anna Torv is an Aussie chick that I could get behind. Does that make me sound like I am trying to insert sexual jokes on my own? Of course it does, but sometimes you just have to make things happen.
I mean if you ever watch the show then you can see that they just make up some random stuff without any valid reasoning behind it. She stays fully clothed throughout and of course has sexual tension with her partner, but nothing will ever come of it. Instead we have to wait for a magazine, in this case Esquire, to do a photoshoot making this woman look sexy. I’m not sure why these magazines even have articles anymore when the majority of their pictures get published online anyways.
I like her name as well. Sounds coolio unlike Coolio. Now if only she would invite me on the show so I can do one of those profound faces when I am trying to solve the crime. Follow that with some music in the background that goes dun dun DUNNNNNN and we are all set. Anna, you must make this happen, I believe in you.