I’ve seen her twice, once was in Entourage where she ended up doing a threesome with Turtle and Drama. Next time I saw her was in Dead or Alive which I highly recommend to anyone that has a passion for cheesy fight movies. It isn’t bad or anything, just what you would expect from a cheesy fight movie with a ton of hot women playing volleyball. That is right, I said volleyball.
Oh and they fight with each other. Sometimes in the rain. Women in wet clothes fighting. And they play volleyball. Now you will run out and find this movie as soon as possible.
Back to Sarah. She has been in CSI:NY for a spell and that sums up her major contributions to the entertainment industry. As I have done with the other unknowns I will send her career into the stratosphere. Some call me a super agent. Others call me a being from another planet. I just call myself an angel of good sent down from the movie heavens to bring joy to all that deserve it.
Either way don’t try to stop me from my mission or I will own you like no other person has owned an individual before. I’m talking ownage on a scale never before seen. That is what I do and that is how I shall remain. Try and stop me.
