The Superficial:Â Tom Cruise’s ultrasound machine buying days are over
Gawker:Â The 1000th issue of Rolling Stone is in one word, scary
Gossip or Truth:Â Kevin Federline is a dirty hoe & wants Jessica Alba
Egotastic:Â Teen queen Lindsay Lohan kicked to the curb by Nick Lachey
TMZ:Â Heidi Klum hits the boutiques with not a giraffe insight