Celebitchy:Â Â Paris Hilton’s tendency to ruin, well, just about everything
Bastardly:Â Â Christina Applegate is not ready to be called a has-been
Perez Hilton:Â Â Brooke Hogan thinks a lot of herself
I’m Not Obsessed: O.J. Simpson confesses, hypothetically
Gossip or Truth:  Christina Aguilera comes out of the proverbial closet
Yeeeah:Â Â Kirsten Dunst does stand-up, and badly
Glitterati Gossip:  Wanna get married on MTV??? Now’s your chance.
Hollywood Tuna:Â Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar, and now dammit!
