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ShhDontellSteve To Get Own CBS Show, It’s Not As Good As Sh*tMyDadSays

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Shh. Don’t Tell Steve is a Twitter account with just over 15,000 followers at the time of this post, hardly a ShitMyDadSays success, but that hasn’t stopped CBS from developing a show around the Twitter account.

Network execs are busy developing the show which include quotes from a guy who follows the antics of his roommate. Such quotes as “Steve loudly challenging people to a drinking contest…Nobody biting, so he’s just doing shots and declaring himself the winner.”

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Heidi Montag’s Justin Bieber Tweet May Be More Creepy Than We Thought

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A tweet recently appeared on the Twitter account of talentless twit Heidi Montag in which she said, “@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I’m closer to your age….” now we’re learning from the queen of plastic herself that it wasn’t her message.

Heidi is insisting that her account was hacked by her soon to be ex-husband Spencer Pratt, an attempt no doubt to discredit her. Wait did I just say discredit and Heidi Montag in the same paragraph, perhaps that was a poor choice of words when describing Heidi’s position in society.

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Britney Spears Now Queen of Twitter

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Oprah may have popularized the Twitter.com “microblogging” site to the masses, but it’s not her who has the most followers. That questionable title was originally held by Ashton Kutcher for some unexplainable reason, and now he’s been usurped by Britney Spears, though he says he doesn’t care. As you can see above, she’s dancing for joy.

Are these two idiots the voices of this generation? Neither of them is even a particularly good actor. Sure, Britney is a talented performer, but the only thing Ashton has going for him aside from his good lucks is that he couldn’t keep his pecker in his pants and that he somehow finagled Demi Moore away from Bruce Willis. I guess that takes talent, to steal Mr. Die Hard’s woman away.

And we’re talking about the same Britney Spears that had reportedly had a meltdown on Mother’s Day, after an argument about something with her boyfriend, and hacked off her hair with scissors, blocking her toilet. Then spent $5,000 on a red-ink tattoo of a crown. On her butt.

So why do these two numskulls have so many followers? And if she has so many followers, why doesn’t she tweet her fans to help save the Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts? At least Ashton donated 10,000 mosquito nets for World Malaria Day.