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5 Amazing Celebrity Swimming Pools

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Celebrities have long been photographed next to their extravagant swimming pools and large homes. Showing off the finer things is a way of life for the rich and famous. Parties, meetings, and simple relaxation are the driving forces behind many Hollywood pool designs.

If you are looking for some inspirations from some of the most beautiful pool area designs on the planet, there is no need to look far. Take a peek at these breathtaking settings, and see which celebrity swimming pool tickles your design fancy. [Read more…] about 5 Amazing Celebrity Swimming Pools

3 Celebs Who Have Taken Home Security Measures That Are Hard To Believe

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When you’re a celeb, your every move is watched and monitored by paparazzi, adoring (or even obsessed) fans, and even thieves. Thieves know that celebs are the perfect target for a burglary with the combination of celebs having expensive electronics, jewelry and other lavish items in their home and the fact that celebs are often traveling a lot and rarely home. Some famous faces know that they can be easy targets so they have taken some large and hard to believe security measures when it comes to protecting their homes. Here are just 3 celebs who have taken home security measures that are hard to believe. [Read more…] about 3 Celebs Who Have Taken Home Security Measures That Are Hard To Believe

Hottest Celebrity Dads on Stroller Duty

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Hollywood hunk Channing Tatum is the latest celebrity daddy in town. He and his spouse Jenna Dewan-Tatum welcomed their first child, a baby girl last week.

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You might think celebrity parents are nothing like us regular moms and dads.
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Gisele Bundchen Comforts, Defends Tom Brady

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The New England Patriots suffered a disheartening loss against the New York Giants at last Sunday’s Super Bowl. The match was closely fought until the very last part of the game, which makes it a more painful defeat for the Patriots. Tom Brady, the Patriots’ quarterback, was especially sad after the game. But trust his loving wife Gisele Bundchen to console his husband. [Read more…] about Gisele Bundchen Comforts, Defends Tom Brady

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Spawn Adonis

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So this woman had sex with this man:

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And they spawned a baby boy. If you for one second don’t think that this kid is going to be the hottest piece of flesh on his block then you are mistaken. This kid will be getting laid at the age of 10 and maybe by the time he is 30 he will have had sexed as many women as Tiger has this week. Odds are against him, but we are rooting for him nonetheless.

If you think I am merely writing about this news so I could post pictures of Gisele then I am sorry to disappoint you because that is not the case. I enjoy writing about women popping out smelly, slimy fetuses from their honeypot of goodness. After I do so, I take a nice warm bubble bath, play some Kenny G and wish upon the star to find my one true love and live happily ever after on our unicorn farm.

Oh, you didn’t know? I harvest unicorns. Their horns are great kabob sticks.