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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Joins ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 11

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Mike "The Situation" SorrentinoABC’s hit dancing reality series Dancing With The Stars is being invaded by the Jersey Shore, specifically by Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation on the networks hit TV series about Guido’s, drinking and abs.

According to OK! Magazine Sorrentino will appear on the 11th season of DWTS, where he’ll perform such dances as the foxtrot and hip hop numbers. Perhaps this foray into hip hop will go better than the release of his lousy rap single.

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“The Situation” Work Out DVD Arriving This Winter

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The Situation Workdout DVD

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame will be releasing a workout DVD this winter.

Sorrentino has already announced a clothing line, released a rap single (it’s awful in-case your curious) and is making big bucks for being a talentless twit.

The DVD as should be expected focuses on turning your abs into a 6 or even an 8 pack, hopefully it involves Sorrentino talking as little as possible.

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Hit TV Show ‘Bones’ To Have Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Killed

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

The hit Fox TV show ‘Bones’ is making one of my dreams come true, they are killing the ‘Jersey Shores’ star “The Situation.”

Apparently Hart Hanson, the shows creator, is working to cast Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as a murdered fitness guru who goes by the name Ritchie “The V” Genero. According to reports, the show will be based off the sub-culture created by the greasy haired and typically annoying “guido.”

Hanson says of the episode:

“We’re trying to get The Situation to play a murder victim. A guido is killed and Booth and Brennan enter that world to find out what happens. We’re not sure if it’ll happen or not. Talks are ongoing.” [Read more…] about Hit TV Show ‘Bones’ To Have Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” Killed

“The Situation” Is Releasing A Book. Can He Even Spell?

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

He’s taken on rapping, he’s designed clothes and he’s invaded the Jersey Shore and now Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is getting ready to take on the world of book publishing.

Sorrentino has penned his first masterpiece, an exercise book that’s ready to invade bookshelves everywhere. [Read more…] about “The Situation” Is Releasing A Book. Can He Even Spell?

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Could Be Close To New MTV Contract

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Mike "The Situation" SorrentinoMike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already making $10,000 an episode to act like a total moron on MTV’s hit TV show Jersey Shore and now we’ve learned that his contract for further seasons could reach much higher.

According to TMZ, the network has offered “The Situation” a one-time bonus ranging from $60,000 to $180,000 based on ratings for Season 2 in Miami. They have also proposed paying Sorrentino somewhere between $27,500 – $45,000 per episode for Season 4.

Under MTV’s new plans, season two would be broken up into seasons 2 and 3 (in which Sorrentino is already making $10k per episode), which means the next episodes to be shot for season 4 would pay Mike the larger sum. [Read more…] about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Could Be Close To New MTV Contract