Stacy Keibler

George Clooney may just be ready to settle down with Stacy Keibler… NOT. He did take her to the Toronto Film Festival, where he was promoting his new film. In the Clooney Meter that’s the equivalent of taking a girl home to meet his mother.

But even Clooney and Keibler did look “a little cozy” the two weren’t exactly glued at the hip. He refused to have any pictures taken together, prefering to pose with Bono instead. Guess we know what his priorities are.

The man’s got serious commitment issues, which most women seem happy to accept because he is, after all, George Clooney. Still, the man’s got to watch what he’s doing. You don’t mess with a professional wrestler. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned–and, unlike Elisabetta Canalis, she doesn’t seem to be the type who’ll try to win him back with eggplant parmigiana and slow-simmered pasta sauces.

We’ll see if Stacy Keibler’s “weapons of mass seduction” as (Dancing with the Stars calls it) work, or if she will eventually be just a blip on the blog archives of the women of George Clooney.