Rachel Zoe

Rachel Zoe has she found out her former BFF and styling assistant Brad Goreski had gotten his own BRAVO TV show and stealing their clients.

At first Rachel thought Brad just wanted a little “work-life balance” – more time with his boyfriend, his dog, his designer clothes, who knows. But after a group hug and several PR statements, she found out that he was calling her clients and “schmoozing” at events.  Guess Brad’s found new people to hang around with (sorry, Rodger and Rachel).

So that’s the second assistant that Rachel’s lost. We all know what happened to Taylor, and all that hullabaloo about a stolen dress. (Taytay continues to deny filching anything from the designer racks, which are filled with model sizes—and how the hell would she fit into those?)

Well it may help if Rachel were more supportive of her assistant’s careers. Anyone with brains and a smidgen of talent would eventually get bored just following her orders and smiling at the camera. It’s not like they went into the fashion business for the chance to pick up and return gowns.  Sometimes, they just want to be carefree and half-naked!

But if all Rachel wants from an assisant is no brains, just  a desire to mooch off someone’s popularity and play up on scandal and intrigue to stretch her 15 minutes of fame, we’ve found someone for her!  Rumor has it that Kate Gosselin’s looking for another gig. And we all know about Kate’s incredible taste in clothes.