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Talk about covering your assets. Holly Madison confirmed rumors that she had her breasts insured by Lloyd’s of London for a $1,000,000.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?” she said. “Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.”

Makes sense since her boobs are pretty much the only thing going for this reality star, especially since she dumped her megazillionaire fiancé Hugh Hefner. You don’t actually think she’s got (gasp) talent, right? And she could possibly be the first woman on the planet whose cup size is actually larger than her IQ.

Just some burning questions…
1. Did the insurance company have to conduct an insurance inspection? And who was the lucky guy who got to do that?
2. Exactly what kind of “boob accidents” does a typical insurance policy cover?
3. You mean you can actually insure a fake body part? Wow. Doesn’t she just put them in a jar when she goes to sleep?

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