Former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, died Sunday after having elective surgery on her buttocks. Apparently it went wrong, really wrong. How does one die after having buttocks surgery you ask? It wasn’t the food she ate, but she suffered a pulmonary embolism when liquid that was injected into her buttocks “went to her lungs and brain.”
I don’t know about you, but I had to cross off Buttocks Surgery from my Xmas list and will now have to look into sticking with the calf implants. I hear squats are better for the buttocks anyways. And how often have you said “buttocks” in real life. Everyone has a butt, but what is the ocks all about? No jokes about what that rhymes with please, we are talking about a former Miss Argentina’s death here.
The world has suffered a great disservice when a wife and mother of 7-year old twins dies from butt surgery, but (oh man stop me now!) Kim Kardashian is still walking the planet after having 27 elective buttocks surgeries.
(via TMZ)
