Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
The Situation loves his abs…a whole lot! To prove his own obsession his friends delivered him a birthday cake in the shape of his abs for his 28th birthday part in New York City on Tuesday night.
If you’re unfamiliar with the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino received his nickname when he pulled up his shirt revealing his 6 pack abs, to which he responded “this is the Situation.”
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Pauly D, yet another one of the annoying Jersey Shore cast is said to be shopping for a Lamborghini, no doubt so he can look like a rich annoying Jersey Shore member.
Paul Del Vecchio is looking to spend $200,000 on the vehicle, money he will secure with his Jersey Shore and Baskin-Robbins sponsorship money. The car will be quite the step up from his current Cadillac convertible.
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Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t happy just being an annoying reality star who no one will remember in a few years, now he wants to assault our better tastes with a clothing line no one will be wearing in a few years. The line is set to hit retailers this summer.
Shockingly he actually found a sponsor for his work the New York based “couture” house Dilligaf. The line is set to debut right before the second season of Jersey Shore season 2.
So far none of The Situations sketches for the line have been spotted, hopefully there as good as his rapping. Please recognize the sarcasm in that last statement.
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Snookie is leaving the state that made her famous and taking up residence in The Bronx, that’s the newest report from the orange tanned moron herself.
She recently revealed:
“I am still living with my mom at the moment, but I’m traveling so much I basically live in an airport. But once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there’s loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.”
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