Aaaah, she wouldn’t be Britney if one weird thing didn’t happen to her in a month. Now the pop star is being stalked. She’s received disturbing packages and letters, some of which contain gibberish, and strange references to Israel and the Middle East.
How terrifying Britney Spears could possibly make a big impact on international affairs or domestic security, we don’t know, but the FBI is getting involved.
First paparazzi, now terrorists. Who’s next — aliens?