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Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Ready To Dump Her Because She Smells

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Apparently K-Fed rubbed off on Britney Spears or at least his hygiene practices have. According to Spears’ manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick the Hit Me Baby One More Time singer hasn’t been showering enough or changing her clothes, causing her to stink pretty badly.

According to sources close to the couple, her refusal to change clothes for days and refusing to wash her hair has nearly put Trawick over the edge:

“Britney isn’t the type to cover herself in pretty smelling lotions,” reports an insider, while they added. “She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times in a week.”

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Top Ten Shortest Hollywood Marriages

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Hollywood is all about glitter and glamour and of course weddings always are a hot and very glamourous event in the town of celebrities. Sadly many weddings are really short-lived and do not last as long as Brangelina.
Of course we must be honest here and while we do like our daily dose of schadenfreude, if Megan Fox or Kayley Cuoco were to marry every marriage would be too long!

With our schadenfreude glasses on we decided to have a look at the top ten shortest Hollywood Marriages and compile them in a nice infographic for you.

Infographic made for us by Infographiclabs.

Britney Spears To Appear On Glee September 28th

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Britney SpearsGleeks get ready, Britney Spears will be invading the show on September 28th according to show creator Ryan Murphy.

Ryan talked about the Spears appearance on the syndicated radio show On-Air With Ryan Seacrest:

““I will give you a little scoop, which is that Britney will 100% be on the episode, which is exciting. She’s going to come and join us and do a couple scenes,”

The episode is titled “Britney/Brittany” and will appear as the show enters its second season.

Spears will appear in a drug induced fantasy land, no seriously, she’ll appear to the cast members as they are under anesthesia at the dentist.

According to Murphy:

“They have fantasies of how they can be like her.”

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Britney Spears Child Abuse Case Is Now Closed

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Britney SpearsChild abuse charges brought against Britney Spears have officially been dropped by the Los Angelese Country Department of Children and Family Services according to RadarOnline.com.

The case first began when a former bodyguard to the singer told the agency that Spears was beating her sons Seas Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3. According to her ex-bodyguard Spears used his belt to beat the children, which in turn prompted a visit from the agency.

According to DCFS they believe there was  “absolutely no truth to the accusations,” while a Spears insider added, “Sean and Jayden’s pediatricians submitted documentation that the boys were healthy, and that they have never seen any signs of abuse. The case was officially closed after the department received that information from the boys’ doctor.”

Looks like someone wasn’t getting paid enough to protect Spears from crazy fans and herself.

Britney Spears Now Queen of Twitter

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Oprah may have popularized the Twitter.com “microblogging” site to the masses, but it’s not her who has the most followers. That questionable title was originally held by Ashton Kutcher for some unexplainable reason, and now he’s been usurped by Britney Spears, though he says he doesn’t care. As you can see above, she’s dancing for joy.

Are these two idiots the voices of this generation? Neither of them is even a particularly good actor. Sure, Britney is a talented performer, but the only thing Ashton has going for him aside from his good lucks is that he couldn’t keep his pecker in his pants and that he somehow finagled Demi Moore away from Bruce Willis. I guess that takes talent, to steal Mr. Die Hard’s woman away.

And we’re talking about the same Britney Spears that had reportedly had a meltdown on Mother’s Day, after an argument about something with her boyfriend, and hacked off her hair with scissors, blocking her toilet. Then spent $5,000 on a red-ink tattoo of a crown. On her butt.

So why do these two numskulls have so many followers? And if she has so many followers, why doesn’t she tweet her fans to help save the Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts? At least Ashton donated 10,000 mosquito nets for World Malaria Day.