While ex wife Britney usually gets the spotlight, now it’s Kevin Federline’s turn to talk .
And no, he doesn’t have a British accent.
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Britney’s surreal day
Weird day for Britney. Yes, even weirder than usual.
1. She fights with friend Sam Lufti in the car. Bolts out of the car, sits on the sidewalk with her dog.
2. She gets into the car of another photographer friend (does she have any other friends now?), Filipe Teixeira. She invites him and another photographer pal to spend the rest of the night in her house.
3. Adnan Ghalib shows up at her gate. He’s turned away.
4. Adnan shows text messages to other paparazzi, where Sam Lufti called him a “manic trigger” and warned him that “any more contact will kill her.”
5. Britney’s mom shows up for a visit.
6. Britney abruptly leaves the mansion. Gets into the car with Adnan.
7. Car breaks down. They go back home. Mom still waiting.
8. Adnan leaves and Britney and Lynne hang out until 1:30 am, till she drives her to Longs Drugs in Studio City.
Good thing she’s finally seeking psychiatric treatment.
Britney loses all access to kids
The court has spoken. Britney’s lost all visitation rights. Even Federline’s lawyers are saddened by the actress’ quickly deteriorating mental health, describing the deposition as gutwrenching.
You know what’s gutwrenching? That Britney even had to reach this point. Why couldn’t her so-called friends spot the symptoms of a nervous breakdown? And her so-called mom, all poised to write a book on parenting, can’t even get her daughter through the worst time in her life? We don’t see her in the paparazzi photos.
Right now she can’t be a good mother to her kids. But she needs some family — and maybe this time, they won’t bring Dr. Phil.
Britney ditches Adnan?
Yay! Is Britney finally getting her act together? Amid rumors that she ditched her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan and even got a restraining order, she headed back to the dance studio to actually (gasp!) work.
Yes, Britney was all business as she practiced her choreography for her song, “Hot as Ice” at the Millennium Dance Complex.
This was hours after she invited two photographers (what IS it with photographers?) up to her apartment for champagne. “She was very sweet,” said one.
Ghalib, who was out of town for the weekend was caught off guard by the news. “I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.”
Christina makes video tribute for new family
While former rival Britney Spears shops for a pregnancy test (hey, if you lose 2 kids, why not make a new onem right?) former rival Christina Aguilera plays the “perfect mom” with a video tribute to her new family.
Aaaaaawwwww. Who’d have thought 10 years ago that the pink-hard punk-rocker Christina would go all Martha-Stewart while the clean-cut Britney would be… well… whatever she is now?
