Some cultures believe that time is not linear but rather circular, and that events repeat. Lindsay Lohan’s life lately might be proof of this concept. Let’s see. Appearing in court again for being out of control. Check. Being ordered to wear a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet again. Check. Being blonde again (not unlike how she’s pictured above). Check. Partying out on the town until all hours again, or with a pair of ugly boots (or is that UGGly?). Check. Although this time supposedly without alcohol, but possibly not for want of trying. Friends with Samantha Ronson again. Check.
Ok, sure, there are some changes in her life. For example, her parents apparently reached some settlement about child supoprt recently and are not fighting. But I’m convinced Lindsay Lohan is a misguided fool. Cannes fiasco aside, she probably means well but doesn’t seem to have learned from any of her past experiences, including the last time she wore a SCRAM bracelet. Last time, in 2007, she had it removed. She’s repeating history, but she merely wants to accessorize and called on Chanel for stickers or some such. Seriously? What’s wrong with you? Can someone please send Lindsay through a time machine and bring her back at least a little more responsible? Does she even know that that mouthy Bill O’Reilly doesn’t think she has much of a future, literally. As in going kaput by her own hands? That’s not good. No one wants that for you, Lindsay. Control yourself.
