Tracking Celebrities in Their Native Habitat
Elin Nordegren recently spoke with People Magazine and revealed her feelings about the entire Tiger Woods sex scandal.
Nordegren first spoke about her large settlement, telling People:
“Money doesn’t make you happy, but I have to be honest, it is making some things easier….” [Read more…] about Elin Nordegren Finally Opens Up About Divorce
It’s official, the next time Tiger Woods sleeps with a hooker it probably won’t cost him $100 million (unless he gets her pregnant). That’s the rumored amount in assets Woods is paying to Elin Nordegren now that their divorce has been finalized.
Elin, 30 and Tiger, 34, were both in Bay Country Circuit Court in Florida on Monday to witness as their 6-year long marriage was dissolved.
According to the law firm of McGuireWoods:
“Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods confirmed today that they have divorced. Judgment was entered today in Bay County (Florida) Circuit Court dissolving the marriage,” adding, “The judgment provides for shared parenting of their two children”
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A recently discovered DNA test is pointing to a definitive no that Tiger Woods is not in fact the father of Devon James’ child.
TMZ found the DNA test courtesy of James’ mother, the test was taken in 2002 and shows another man, Pele Watkins is almost certainly (with 99.99% accuracy) the father of her child.
If that isn’t enough, Devon James received notification of the DNA test from her doctor’s office in 2002, which means she has known for 8 years that Tiger Woods is not the babies dad.
[Read more…] about Tiger Woods Isn’t The Baby Daddy Of Devon James’ Child
The news of Megan Fox not returning for Transformers 3 only came out a few days ago, but she’s already been replaced with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Never heard of Rosie, but she’s a very sultry young Victoria’s Secret model and current GF of Jason Statham. I’m guessing Rosie isn’t going to make as much as Megan, but I doubt Michael Bay will take HuffPo writer Lee Stranahan’s advice to put the difference in salaries into a benefits and retirement fund for visual artists — i.e., the real reason, says Lee, for why the Transformers franchise has done so well. Well I haven’t seen Transformers and am in no rush to, but Lee is probably right. Why else are all these movies based on toys doing so well?
So Tiger Woods is potentially about to pay his Elin Nordegren $750M in their divorce settlement, to keep quiet — and could lose any custody of his kids, who’ll probably live in Europe far away from him — and what does he do? He goes out with some mystery blonde. (No, nobody has any photos; just be happy we’re telling you any of this, so you can stay informed.) Dude, I’d be crying in my pitcher of vodka and really fruity juices. Wait, did I say that? I guess maybe old Tiger just has an addiction for cat. Meow. Purr. What would you expect if you name your kid Tiger? And what is he trying to hide? $750M is a lot of hush money.
Hey you might be a star, but that doesn’t mean the rules should be different for you. James Franco found that out when he was chewed out by his college professor for sending text messages during a lecture. Tsk tsk, James.
I’m guessing Jesse James is getting ready to stalk be closer to Sandra Bullock in hopes of getting her back little baby Louis Bardo, whom he and Sandra adopted as a couple. He’s auctioning off a bunch of rare pre-WW II bikes and some hand painted coffins. He’s eyeing moving to Austin, and I guess he’s broke and needs the money. Yes, Austin, where Sandra moved to to presumably get away from him. Apparently an US Weekly source says Jesse wants to lead a very quiet life and get back to a normal routine. What they left off their comment was that being a douchebag seems to have been part of his normal routine in the past.
Whoa! Who knew golf could make you a billionaire. When I was a kind playing golf with my dad (who used to make me carry his golf bag, to make me a man, as he put it), even the top golfers were never worth more than low double digits millions. But Tiger Woods is just one of those athletes (are golfers really athletes?) who changed everything. Honestly, it isn’t the golf winnings per se that made him a billionaire, it had to be the endorsements.
Oh, you didn’t know Tiger was a billionaire? Rachel Uchitel did, I’m thinking (but she’s not Tiger’s wife, so maybe that’s why she only got $10M?). And his wife did, judging by the fact that she’s expecting $750M in their pending divorce settlement. And full custody. And she has so far refused to sign a confidentiality clause, so she could potentially write a book and profit off of that.
All I can say is Tiger, I hope Uchitel and the neighbor’s daughter were worth losing a beautiful wife, kids, $750M and a lot of endorsements. Do you know how many Top Flight golf balls you could buy with that much money? I don’t either but I know it’s a lot. Well at least you didn’t cheat with her twin sister.
